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[Who says teenagers are the only ones who take video of themselves staring forlornly out the window? Actually, most teenagers would be smart enough not to open the damn thing when it's cold enough to snow... call it defiance of the elements.

Satomi Suzuki is sitting on the window sill, looking out through the softly falling snow at the waning quarter moon. Facing away from the camera, it's not immediately obvious the white cloud coming from her isn't just her breath, until she lets her hand lower so she can speak.]


It's odd, some of the things you end up missing. And sometimes, you don't even realize how much you missed them until you have them again. It wasn't until New Years that I realized I hadn't had nabe in almost half a year. Funny, isn't it? Getting nostalgic about a simple dish like that... well, maybe it was the company.

[A moment as she takes another drag, then slowly exhales. It almost seems like that's all she has to say, before she speaks up again.]

What sort of foods do you find yourself missing, hm? Maybe we should start a cooking club.
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Hi everybody Im having a poll! Tell me which of these things you would be the most likely to eat on a stick;

A. Beef
B. Shrimp
C. Pork
D. Veggies
F. Tofu

And tell me if you have any other suggestions!

[video]

Dec. 5th, 2014 03:39 pm
whosafraidofthe: For the feint of heart (FML♪ Happy is a pill)
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First of all - don't ask.

[It's pretty clear what he's referring to. He is currently dressed in an absolutely horrendous sweater, which he keeps scratching at in annoyance. Making bets with a certain saucy language arts teacher is not recommended.]

Second, for god's sake don't listen to that Yeager kid. I'm sure most of you are smart enough to realize it, but it looks like he's under the impression that it's a "violation of his rights" to learn to keep his powers under control. Seeing as skipping classes wastes time and makes it that much harder for us to teach you how to survive once you get out of here... you see where I'm going with this. I figure if you ignore him long enough, though, he'll get the hint that he's doing more bad than good.

[And then he suddenly brightens up, with that smug grin he only has when he's making someone's life hell.]

Third, if you've got some spare time on your hands, the security club should still be taking members. Come on down, keep Officer Adachi company and bust some trouble-makers or something. Maybe you can just get someone you hate in trouble.

[Bigby, don't give them ideas. They'll take it seriously.]

[Video]

Dec. 4th, 2014 06:20 pm
defibrillating: this is not the face you want to wake up to (Default)
[personal profile] defibrillating
[The feed turns on, showing Zian in his room. It's fairly well cleaned with a load of comic books, other books and video games filling the shelf behind him. The medic looks around a little before appearing mildly confused, tapping the web camera until deciding it worked good enough.

Then he starts signing, his hands making gentle, precise movements while the translator in his mask turned the movements into spoken (if robotic) words.]


Hey, does anyone want to earn like a buck or two?

I need to find someone to go Christmas shopping for me. My parents usually did it, but since my dad died last year I can't exactly ask my mom to go buy her own present. It wouldn't feel right.

...obviously I can't go shopping, myself.
ladyliberty: (Hey I found these)
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So, everyone on my Christmas list this year is getting herpes.



You're welcome.






PS hit me up to get on the list ;)

[voice]

Nov. 24th, 2014 03:22 pm
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[A relatively new face to the Institute, Grell's been stuck watching training videos about how to manage academic offices. It's been boring. So boring. Once the videos were over, though, the real work started and the new office lady(?) has realized something very important.]

To those in the student body who are organizing new clubs, first let me applaud you on your enthusiasm. Everyone should learn from your excellent example. Second, please allow me to remind you to turn in your bloody forms. I am not chasing you down because it's absolute murder on the legs to run in heels, and a lady should never be required to run anywhere that doesn't hold handsome rewards for her. If you force me to chase after you, you will not enjoy it. Are we clear? Wonderful. I expect tardy forms in by the end of the week.

As for the staff and faculty, please do me a pretty little favor, hm? I seem to have misplaced a bottle of polish - rose red - when watching one of your classes. If any of you have seen it, do be a dear and return it? I have a special reward to any handsome prince who brings it back to me.

[Which is to say, she left a bottle of polish in most male teachers' classrooms so she has a reason to talk to them all. Huehuehue.]

[video]

Nov. 17th, 2014 12:06 pm
wherethelightwontfindyou: I can't pretend... (WTF♪ But I guess that's love)
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[Booker isn't exactly a new face around the school, but he isn't seen on the network very often. Three years hasn't exactly helped his utter confusion over technology that can't be worked by cracking levers or slamming his fist into buttons. But, as is, he has something to say that he deems important enough to deal with it.]

Would it be strictly, uh... against the rules to pay a few kids to help out cleaning the school? I realize a lot of you are nice enough to do it no-pay, but I sorta feel like I'd owe it after some of the crap that needs cleaning up.

...We could count it as a club or something. If that makes it better.

[Honestly he just doesn't want to be alone as often as he ends up being.]
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My dear fellow students and esteemed staff members, can you possibly imagine what it's like to finally have the wealth of the entire internet to explore, after only every having access to what you could call the abbreviated version?

[Well, that is certainly a way of introducing yourself. Luvander is straddling a chair, draped over the backrest, and he's grinning expansively at the camera. The accents suggests eastern Europe, and the elaborate top hat on his head suggests that he's confused about what century it is.]

And if you didn't answer 'terrifying' to that question after some careful consideration, I honestly fear for your sanity. From what I've surmised so far, about two thirds of anything that isn't porn seems to consist of people religiously recording their pets, and that's the least alarming part. Oh, and bear in mind now that I am disregarding the instances where people apparently combine the porn with the pets.

[Luvander, do you have a point there? At all?]

The point- [Ah, there it is.] -is that I honestly have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing here. You could say that I am somewhat of a novice when it comes to social media, if you will. Twitter appears inane, Facebook seems to be a very polite way of stalking your loved ones, Tumblr scares me, and whatever that Reddit place is supposed to be, I can honestly say that I really don't want to know.

[For someone who doesn't understand what he's doing, he certainly seems to have a lot to say about it, at least.] So for now, I am limiting myself to the school network, in hopes that if I embarrass myself in some hideous fashion here, that is a completely ordinary occurrence in American high schools... at least if I'm to believe the movies.

Oh, and I suppose the lot of you can give me some tips? I have unlimited Google at my disposal and I feel I haven't been quite traumatized enough yet, so why don't you hit me with the best you've got?

I [Text]

Oct. 14th, 2014 02:24 pm
yu_mad: (building plamo alone in my room IS cool)
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[Last night, after getting settled in, Yu sent the following to the campus intranet.]

Good evening. My name is Yu Narukami, and I'm a new student here starting today. I have transferred here from Japan so I'm still learning English, but I don't think it will be a problem.

[He looks around a bit at the sparse and currently occupied-only-by-himself dorm room before finishing typing his message.]

Just in case, did I miss any sort of club signups? If not, can anyone tell me what people usually do after class? Thank you.
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[He can't believe this. He was only doing his job in detaining that brat, but apparently his power is too "creepy" and can "traumatize" children. It's not his fault they didn't know what his illusions were like. Idiots. Maybe they should have asked. Maybe they should have told him that there are giant man-children roaming the campus. That might have helped out.

Now he's only supposed to use his powers on people in "emergency situations", whatever that means. This is so stupid. Nonetheless, he smiles into the camera, as if nothing in the world is wrong whatsoever.

When really, he hates this. A lot.
]

Hey, Officer Adachi here.

Over in security, we've noticed that a lot of people here on campus don't know much about us. You know, the uniformed guys that you see lazing around in the canteen... Maybe doing some work every few days or so. This might surprise you, but we're not just here to ruin your fun. We're supposed to help you out, too, if you can believe it.

That's why I'm the new security student liaison officer. If you have any questions, you can bring them to me. I'm here to liaison. Liaise? Have liaisons with you.

[He actually knows how to use the word perfectly fine. Okay, but he better cut it out.]

Because cooperating builds a healthy campus! Or something... I didn't write down the slogan they made up. [He laughs and runs a hand through his hair.] Oh, and I guess there's going to be a club? You know, if you want to do security things. Junior Security Officer Club. We just made it up.

[He's just going to throw that in there as if it's an afterthought. Hopefully no one's going to want to join, because it sounds like a gigantic pain in his ass. Ugh, now his counselor and the chief of security are collaborating; things could not get any worse.]

Who doesn't want the authority of campus security, right?

[With that, Adachi salutes and signs off.]

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Oct. 12th, 2014 12:03 am
the_prodigal_son: With my worn out shoes (Opinion♪ And it's hard to learn)
[personal profile] the_prodigal_son
One of the security guards is a dickhead and I hate him.

[And that... seems to be all he has to say on the matter. Though this will be the first time anyone has heard such earnest hostility from the local oversized puppy.]

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