The Xavier Institute for Higher Learning

Alright, dudes, my buddy Raven's worried about her powers, as if she's more dangerous than anyone else around here! Who's up for proving we're all just as bad as she is? Hands up everyone who's ever accidentally hurt someone with their mutant mojo? Make with your stories!

[He grins. So, maybe the last thing Raven wants is to be dragged into the spotlight, but this is for her own good! And as her friend, of course he knows the best way to make her feel normal: prove that everyone else is a ticking time bomb, too.]

When I was eleven, I was practising transforming at the base. I just figured out how to get big a few days ago, and we were unwinding after nearly getting our butts kicked by The Brotherhod of Evil and I wanted to try out everything! Who wouldn't, right? C'mon.

I prooobably should have gone outside first, though. The last thing anyone wants when they're setting the table for lunch is a triceratops crashing through the ceiling right on them! We had to find someone to rebuild half of Robot Man, which took forever and I'm pretty sure if Elasti-Girl wasn't already Elasti, I'd have totally flattened her. I got grounded for like, a whole year after that, and we had to do a bunch of missions without him while he got better.

It was barely my fault anyway, though. They just don't make buildings like they used to back in the Cretaceous.

[He has the decency to look a little ashamed, at least.]

Now you go! And remember-it's for a good cause!