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Feb. 27th, 2015 10:45 pm
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[Moxxi's decided to show up on the network, and with a drink in hand, no less.]

So I got to thinking.

[She shifts the camera to show a recognizable outfit.]

Much as I enjoy seeing people in this tight little number, and believe me, I do.

Isn't it still just a little too plain? I mean, where's the style? The flare? The pizazz. Honestly, long has it been since they came up with this design?

That's why I'm thinking of having a talk with the good professor to give them a much needed makeover. But before I do, any of you darlings out there got some suggestions of your own to make?

I'll be sure to throw in a good word for you.
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[Hope you like your women with lots of makeup and cleavage, because good lord does Moxxi enough of both.

Oh, and alcohol. Because why not drink on school grounds.]


I like to think that I'm good with my hands. I mean, you wouldn't believe where they've been, and what I've had touch. Still, people come to me.

And I treat them well.

But if there's fire, smoke, or explosions involved, you might want to consider replacing the whole thing. Don't get me wrong, I love a good explosion, but they tend to make the repair process a little more impossible.

Fixing a jammed gun and broken computer is easy, but I'm no miracle worker.

[Oh... so that's what she's talking about.]

Besides, who doesn't love playing with a new toy?

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