[audio]

[the_prodigal_son]

One of the security guards is a dickhead and I hate him.

[And that... seems to be all he has to say on the matter. Though this will be the first time anyone has heard such earnest hostility from the local oversized puppy.]

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[audio]

[soccerwhisperer]

W--Won't he hear this?

[audio]

[the_prodigal_son]

Yup.

[audio]

[soccerwhisperer]

You'll get in trouble.

[audio]

[the_prodigal_son]

I don't care. He's an asshole and everyone oughtta know it.

[audio]

[soccerwhisperer]

Are you sure it wasn't just a bad day?

[audio, filtered to Jack]

[denialism]

Ha ha, wow.

Nice use of that new vocabulary word I taught you, though. A plus.

[the_prodigal_son]

Fuck you. I already knew that word.

[Here we see Jack displaying maturity in spades. How did anyone ever believe he's an adult?]

[denialism]

Sure you did. Just have to try and take away my one accomplishment, huh?

[Maybe because Adachi doesn't have much maturity himself, and he is a grown ass man.]

Anyway, you know I was doing my job.

[the_prodigal_son]

Your job isn't keeping me in that creepy-ass... Whatever it was and letting me...

[He loses his nerve. He doesn't want to admit he was scared. It was obvious, but he's a big boy who can take care of himself.]

I hate you. And your job is bullshit. And I did too know that word.

[tofudog]

Security guards suck, dude! They're like professionals at killing fun.

[the_prodigal_son]

I just wanted to buy some smokes. And he...

[Pause.]

He......

[He's not sure he can really even explain to Beast Boy what happened. But he can say one thing he won't admit to anyone else.]

....I'm terrified of him.

[tofudog]

What did he do?

[the_prodigal_son]

He...

[He frowns. He's not sure what exactly Adachi did.]

He stuck me in some... thing. Like fog, but then it was a classroom, and then a park or something, and.. none of it was real, even he stopped being real but he kept teasing and I got so scared and kept trying to get out or hit him or anything but it didn't work and he didn't do anything about it, just kept talking like nothing was wrong and I kept- kept-

[He makes a frustrated noise. He has no idea how to describe anything that happened. He's just so deeply upset.]

[video]

[kickstart_my_heart]

Come off it, Jack. Won't do any good to curse about it on the network.

[video]

[the_prodigal_son]

Yeah it will.

[He's just not sure how.]

Re: [video]

[kickstart_my_heart]

How do you figure?

[video]

[the_prodigal_son]

[A long pause.]

I don't know.

[Video]

[niepokonany]

Wait, like, which one are we talking about?

[Feliks has his nose wrinkled in distaste. For once, it's not even about Jack or the soccer team he's supporting!]

[Video]

[the_prodigal_son]

[Now that he thinks of it...]

I don't know his name. Uhhh.... he's this tall [vague hand gesture a head lower than himself] and really skinny and dumb-looking and has... uh... golden eyes... [Deep breath. Adachi's eyes are terrifying. Adachi is terrifying.] ...and he's a complete jackass.

[Video]

[niepokonany]

...Oh! The super sketchy one!

[Wait, maybe he should be more specific...]

Like, Stranger Danger? The kinda creepy one?

[Video]

[the_prodigal_son]

Yeah! That one.

[That is precisely the one.]

Not just kinda creepy, he's... he's fucked up. Like the people back in Rapture.

video;

[wholovesyou]

Come on now, sugar. You can do better than that.

video;

[the_prodigal_son]

Can I shove a wrench through someone's head and not get I trouble?

...If he deserves it.

video;

[wholovesyou]

Probably not, but that never stopped me.

video;

[the_prodigal_son]

Well... I want to. I think I'm going to.

[He's not as sure of himself or as blunt as usual. His encounter with Adachi really rattled him.]