Tohru Adachi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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xavier_institute2014-10-12 07:34 pm
denialism) wrote in xavier_institute2014-10-12 07:34 pm
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[He can't believe this. He was only doing his job in detaining that brat, but apparently his power is too "creepy" and can "traumatize" children. It's not his fault they didn't know what his illusions were like. Idiots. Maybe they should have asked. Maybe they should have told him that there are giant man-children roaming the campus. That might have helped out.
Now he's only supposed to use his powers on people in "emergency situations", whatever that means. This is so stupid. Nonetheless, he smiles into the camera, as if nothing in the world is wrong whatsoever.
When really, he hates this. A lot.]
Hey, Officer Adachi here.
Over in security, we've noticed that a lot of people here on campus don't know much about us. You know, the uniformed guys that you see lazing around in the canteen... Maybe doing some work every few days or so. This might surprise you, but we're not just here to ruin your fun. We're supposed to help you out, too, if you can believe it.
That's why I'm the new security student liaison officer. If you have any questions, you can bring them to me. I'm here to liaison. Liaise? Have liaisons with you.
[He actually knows how to use the word perfectly fine. Okay, but he better cut it out.]
Because cooperating builds a healthy campus! Or something... I didn't write down the slogan they made up. [He laughs and runs a hand through his hair.] Oh, and I guess there's going to be a club? You know, if you want to do security things. Junior Security Officer Club. We just made it up.
[He's just going to throw that in there as if it's an afterthought. Hopefully no one's going to want to join, because it sounds like a gigantic pain in his ass. Ugh, now his counselor and the chief of security are collaborating; things could not get any worse.]
Who doesn't want the authority of campus security, right?
[With that, Adachi salutes and signs off.]
Now he's only supposed to use his powers on people in "emergency situations", whatever that means. This is so stupid. Nonetheless, he smiles into the camera, as if nothing in the world is wrong whatsoever.
When really, he hates this. A lot.]
Hey, Officer Adachi here.
Over in security, we've noticed that a lot of people here on campus don't know much about us. You know, the uniformed guys that you see lazing around in the canteen... Maybe doing some work every few days or so. This might surprise you, but we're not just here to ruin your fun. We're supposed to help you out, too, if you can believe it.
That's why I'm the new security student liaison officer. If you have any questions, you can bring them to me. I'm here to liaison. Liaise? Have liaisons with you.
[He actually knows how to use the word perfectly fine. Okay, but he better cut it out.]
Because cooperating builds a healthy campus! Or something... I didn't write down the slogan they made up. [He laughs and runs a hand through his hair.] Oh, and I guess there's going to be a club? You know, if you want to do security things. Junior Security Officer Club. We just made it up.
[He's just going to throw that in there as if it's an afterthought. Hopefully no one's going to want to join, because it sounds like a gigantic pain in his ass. Ugh, now his counselor and the chief of security are collaborating; things could not get any worse.]
Who doesn't want the authority of campus security, right?
[With that, Adachi salutes and signs off.]