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[mouflon]

Ugh, who cares about Valentine's Day?!

[...Apparently, Rin is sick of the Valentine's-related posts and has decided enough is enough. As the video starts, she immediately launches onto the offensive, her body language growing rather...energtic.]

Seriously, don't you people have anything better to worry about? I can glance at the news for two seconds and see story after story about how people want us rounded up and tagged like cattle, and you're sitting here prattling about dates! Am I the only one who sees how ridiculous this is?

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[diamonds_forever]

[And onto the screen or tablet or phone flickers a woman that might be familiar to some, but certainly not to all. She gives the camera a flirtatious smirk before she speaks. Hoo boy...

... Here comes trouble.]

Hello darlings~

For those of you who don't know my face, shame on you, you should get out more. I'm Emma Frost, and I used to teach here. I've been asked by Ororo [Please don't use their familiar names on the network, Emma] and Charlie [Emma] to take some time off from my old school to come here and help get some of that old Xavier's School Spirit going.

And with the upcoming holiday, I know just the thing to lift those hearts of yours up and get them fluttering.

I'm organizing a charity Date Auction among the students and faculty. Don't thank me just yet, since I know most of you only get to use school stipends for money. No worries. My trust will take care of it, so don't let that stop you from having a good time~

Anyways, darlings, I'm sure you have lots of questions. I'll go ahead and answer two; yes they're real and no, I'm not up for auction. Anyone else?

[Oh lord...]