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[the_prodigal_son]

Valentine's Day is getting really close, huh...

I barely remember what it was like in '59. I guess those memories weren't very important. What's normal for Valentine's these days?

[Other than stuffing his face with ice cream because the people he wants to spend it with don't exist. That's already part of his plan.]

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[hearmyfeels]

So with the nearing of Valentine's Day, we come to a point where you might be floundering. Here's where I come in. I don't purrsonally have a Valentine so I'm offering up my services as romantic extraordinaire to help you plan the perfect date!

Or just the perfect gift or confession maybe! Either way, I'm here to help!