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Well, professional for a given value, anyway. Fai is in his lab coat, but Fai is almost always in his lab coat while he's around school, so that doesn't say much. Underneath he's in a plain black linen tunic and pants like these because he's always been a great big hippie. He's perched on his desk, smiling brightly at the camera.]
Hello students! Since I was reminded by our school nurse, in a manner of speaking, I thought I should make a quick announcement of it...
For those classes this applies to, we are in fact going to use the time leading up to Valentine's to get started on sex-ed, no matter how cringe-worthy that might be to some of you... or just old news, I suppose.
[He shrugs, because really, he doesn't give a toss if you blush when someone says 'breasts' or if you've already moved on to the advanced section of your own private practical exercises, there's always something important to learn.]
Younger classes will be going through the basics, we'll scare you all with facts about puberty, and we'll have a couple of classes set aside for questions and answers hour - there will be a question box where you can drop whatever you want to know on a piece of paper. Or just jokes of varying maturity, I guess - who knows, you might come up with something I haven't heard before. Maybe there'll be a small price.
[That is, of course, if you actually would like to stand up in front of class and be congratulated on the matter. So probably not.]
Some of the older classes will have repetition, some of the more scienc-y bits, plus open discussions covering sexuality and gender identity more extensively, as well as safe sex, consent, social structures, sex and mutations, that sort of thing. We might co-ordinate with the social sciences department a bit.
[He looks down and to the left of him, as if he has a list which he's trying to cover.]
If anyone has any questions or a topic they want to especially broach, do bring it to me, and I promise I won't shout out your name in front of the entire class. You can be completely anonymous.
[He winks, because he's a bit of a complete bastard, but he'll still stand by his word.]
Oh, and on a related topic... Try not to get caught, will you? It's almost as embarrassing for the lot of you as it is for us teachers, and that's saying something.
[And with a small nod to exactly how much of a grown-ass adult he is, he ends the transmission.]