Feb. 6th, 2015

comparative_insanity: (Oh take me with you)
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[Hello Institute! That embarrassing last post where everyone tried to beat it into Fai's thick skull how dumb he is about Feliks? Let's pretend that never happened. Especially you, students. Today, Fai is being professional.

Well, professional for a given value, anyway. Fai is in his lab coat, but Fai is almost always in his lab coat while he's around school, so that doesn't say much. Underneath he's in a plain black linen tunic and pants like these because he's always been a great big hippie. He's perched on his desk, smiling brightly at the camera.]


Hello students! Since I was reminded by our school nurse, in a manner of speaking, I thought I should make a quick announcement of it...

For those classes this applies to, we are in fact going to use the time leading up to Valentine's to get started on sex-ed, no matter how cringe-worthy that might be to some of you... or just old news, I suppose.

[He shrugs, because really, he doesn't give a toss if you blush when someone says 'breasts' or if you've already moved on to the advanced section of your own private practical exercises, there's always something important to learn.]

Younger classes will be going through the basics, we'll scare you all with facts about puberty, and we'll have a couple of classes set aside for questions and answers hour - there will be a question box where you can drop whatever you want to know on a piece of paper. Or just jokes of varying maturity, I guess - who knows, you might come up with something I haven't heard before. Maybe there'll be a small price.

[That is, of course, if you actually would like to stand up in front of class and be congratulated on the matter. So probably not.]

Some of the older classes will have repetition, some of the more scienc-y bits, plus open discussions covering sexuality and gender identity more extensively, as well as safe sex, consent, social structures, sex and mutations, that sort of thing. We might co-ordinate with the social sciences department a bit.

[He looks down and to the left of him, as if he has a list which he's trying to cover.]

If anyone has any questions or a topic they want to especially broach, do bring it to me, and I promise I won't shout out your name in front of the entire class. You can be completely anonymous.

[He winks, because he's a bit of a complete bastard, but he'll still stand by his word.]

Oh, and on a related topic... Try not to get caught, will you? It's almost as embarrassing for the lot of you as it is for us teachers, and that's saying something.

[And with a small nod to exactly how much of a grown-ass adult he is, he ends the transmission.]
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[It's obvious pretty early on this video was not meant for you. Are you the sort to turn it off, watch it secretly, or reply to sender?

The camera flicks on, focused on Gregory Deegan, leaning back against the back wall of a rather large and impressive couch fort. It's a pseudo-bird's eye view, as the webcam is perched on one of the "turrets". He is wearing a superhero tee shirt peeking out of a warm fleece and a pair of long pants.]

"Hey, Dex. Greg here. How are things in Barthis? I know I haven't been gone long, but something about America, I guess, feels like I've been here almost a year already. It doesn't feel like home, not yet, maybe it never will. But I can always come home after I graduate if I want. If I've no clue where I would consider home at this point. I mean, I wandered after High school until I settled in Barthis, but... I somehow doubt I'd be welcomed back there when I graduate. Cause you know, I'm still going to be me. That's one thing that will never change."

[He grinned at the camera, at that.]
For those who do not fast foward to the end.... )



[he rubbed his face.] "Mostly, I guess... I just want to thank you, Dex. There are somethings I can say to you, as a friend, that I can't really talk about with my other friends. Rachel would want to come here and fix everything for me, and everyone else... Well, each for their own reasons. And some of this I'd just be too embarrassed to say in front of most people," [he laughed sheepishly.]

"So yeah, that's my story here. No cute girls yet, but I'm thinking about heading to the church on Sunday. Do you think that's too weird? Going to church to meet cute women? I mean... I don't know, there's just something amazing about a woman who can believe in something with her whole heart, that kind of devotion and dedication, who wouldn't admire that, right? Especially if she's cute. Okay, I hear some emails coming in, so... respond back when you get a chance, D-man. Thanks. Greggy out."
 


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Feb. 6th, 2015 06:58 pm
knowitallgoddess: (pic#8233647)
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In case anyone wanted to know, I'm free on Valentine's Day. So if anyone wanted to do something together as a couple, you only need to ask. I promise I won't bite...too much.

[She'll probably bite. No, definitely.]

I'd even be more than happy to accept invitations from other girls. True love should have no barriers, really.

[It was about food, having fun, and enjoying herself. Which she is usually fairly good at.]

So is anyone interested or will I have to cry myself to sleep tonight? [Not that she actually would...]
niepokonany: (Tiny miniskirts!)
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cześć, all my main mutants <333

so like a couple things

1)
[There's an embedded Vine. It consists of Feliks and a cute NPC boy smiling and waving shyly at each other across a school cafeteria, then the dingy lunchroom transforming itself into what appears to be a romantic Paris cafe -- only for the boy to leave in disgust. Feliks gives the camera a big, cheesy thumbs-up as the words "thanks, Mutant Privelege!" are stamped onto the screen.]

new pet project since #mutantprivelege is trending anyway lol. if u have any good ideas and like 5 minutes, i can help u make one too! lets all examine the unfair advantges our privelege gives us ;P

B) theres some new students or w/e, so. JOIN COSTUME CLUB! or come try PoliSci 101 i giess

*guess

also heres a petition for the pres. to veto registration if it passes in congress, and one more for the UN to pass a resolution condemning it

and a legal fund gathering $$$ in case that doesn't work and we have to launch a class-action and/or challenge that bs on constitutional grounds

[Locked to the over-18 crowd]

oh! last thing -- theres probs gonna be a dance or something 4 v-day, so it anyone wants 2 try and steal me from my usual date...


[A picture of him in a formal dress, posing with a fifth of vodka in a tiny, tiny tuxedo, captioned: "my usual date."]

nows ttly the time ;)

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