🐥 ONE - VIDEO

[ladyliberty]

[Amelia appears on the network in a red Phillies cap, a baseball in her hands and a large pink gum bubble in her face. Her wings are folded behind her back at the moment, but they're impossible to miss, even for those who haven't seen her before. She pops the bubble with a loud smack and grins cheekily at the camera.]

So you all heard Principal Munroe. It's time to get our clubs on. So I figured I'd let everyone know, I've volunteered to coach the baseball team, and my buddy Pinky's gonna be your team captain. Anyone who's interested, meet us out at the diamond after class on Monday and we'll see what kinda level everyone's at, with and without powers. Bring your own gear if you've got it, it's slim pickins in the sports shed. Maybe if we get enough interest we can talk someone into buyin' us some balls and a mitt or two. Anyone can come, even if you've never played before; I'll teach you everything you need to know. [Those who have been witness to Amelia's previous attempts at teaching anything may find this somewhat alarming. In fact, anyone who's familiar with Amelia may be wondering if she should really be allowed to chaperone anyone at all.]

By the way, if anyone doesn't know me, my name's Amelia. It's awesome to see everyone back again. Some of y'all haven't changed a bit.

First mechro manced; video

[preshrunk_cyberpunk]

[Hey, look, it's everyone's favorite slightly hyperactive nerdy girl. She waves at the camera.] Sooo, I hear there's a club week coming up and I've got the best idea for a club: a club for girls interested in science and technology and stuff! [A pause as she rubs her chin. She snaps her fingers suddenly.] STEM, that's the word! A STEM club for girls only -- no boys allowed. You guys got plenty of stuff already.

I'm not that great at organizing, so I might need some help...but interested ladies should totally join. We can be nerdy and it looks good for the school. It's a win-win!

[She clears her throat and looks to one side.]

Oh, and if any of you are interested, you should totally subscribe to my podcast. It's free and you get to hear about my scientific endeavors and maaaybe even a little something about my top-secret project. You just gotta listen to find out, though!