First Verse - Video

[anythingwithstrings]

*Someone is clearly using a properly mounted camera for this, she quickly messes with her hair as the video opens before she steps back. She's wearing a big old school pair of headphones over her ears and is looking not angry, but in a general state of teenage annoyance with all things that exist.*

Hi, I'm Maya. One of the fun students who started five years ago but ended up a Lost Boy instead of growing up. I've got this weird idea I won't get spoiled for all the stuff I used to watch but given my powers that isn't really happening. Which I will just sum up with this. Yes, I can hear you, please don't yell. No, I'm not being anti-social with these headphones on. I'm not sorry if I sneak up on you, I haven't figured out how to stop canceling out my own footsteps when I move around campus, and I don't care.

Anyway, with the whole club week thing going on... I was wondering who all has some skills at music, kinda hoping to get a band together. Not like a band club, or a glee club, but like an actual band with a cool name, and gigs, and eventually groupies and tabloids talking about stints in rehab.

*Musicians and rehab are a timeless thing and a safe non-dated reference to make.*

Otherwise I might have something else club-like in the works, but I need to talk to one of the teacher's first. One of the teachers I actually respect as an adult, and I didn't go to school with.

*So. Very. Jaded.*

Locked to Hank McCoy - Voice
*Look at how Maya isn't just contacting him via her powers and is actually sending a message through the school's intranet? See how totally responsible and less surprising this is?*

Dr. McCoy, I was told to talk to you if I wanted to take up my old post of trying to coordinate students during crisis situations and helping to keep track of intruders and attacks and other stuff you can try to convince me won't happen when you've got a school buzzing with security systems.

Cause I would, not that all the electronics aren't neat, they just don't always yield the best results. *Translation: Everything that happened her last school year.*

1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

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[thirdarrow]

text, to all students and viewable by faculty;

( cut for length )

text, filtered to students in his biology class;

[ ooc: I am not familiar with how the American school system works so I apologize if I made any mistakes. He teaches Grades 11 and 12. ]

( cut for length )

[ Attached is a large PDF file of this book. If you've gotten the hard copy, you would be astounded at its size - it has around 1400 pages. You could probably kill someone with it by dropping it on their head. ]

[text]

[kickstart_my_heart]

casting a wide net here because i am seriously so lost and the internet is not helping. i tried going to sublime's website and all i got was a lot of pretty words signifying nothing i can actually understand.

seriously this is confusing.

what the devil is transpecies?

Second Daydream [Mass Text, 3:12 AM on Monday morning] [CW: legal but irresponsible alcohol use]

[niepokonany]

do you ever think like

no wait

thats a major downer never mind

does anybody like wanna watch a movie

im way bored

and i dnot wanna do it alone

living in a single actually kinda sucks

i mean i know we have class tomorrow and junk

[He doesn't have any morning ones, and he's probably STILL going to be hung over for the first one.]

but like

idk

if anyones up and junk

i might even let you pick the movie if you dont pick something boring and lame