Christelle Desrosiers (
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[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]
Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]
I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]
Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?
If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]
I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]
Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?
If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
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... Though if you manage to sing it well and dance to it, then I might forgive you.
((ooc: I understand - I used to do the same for Chris until I gave up so now I'm just dropping 'h' sounds fff-))
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Now ve're getting somevhere.
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Assuming they get decent quality stuff, yeah? I mean, I wouldn't count on a fifteen-year-old to get good wine. [A pause] I wouldn't count on a twenty one-year-old to get good wine, either, really.
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you have the best icons
I love these icons so much
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[What with the fact that he was one of the students who could and did buy alcohol he strictly speaking should not have. Persuasion powers are fun. So is a best friend who can change the dates on your ID with his imagination.]
Mind, I suppose I could bribe you anyway, and you can pretend to go easy on the homework I don't in fact have.
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[No. Seriously.]
[Also yes, this is a perfectly acceptable thing to talk about on the network.]
I like your idea a lot more. If we reach a tie break, we can always add in strange and bewildering test answers, right?
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[This is definitely acceptable, right? They're just talking about roleplay, nothing fishy here.]
And most artistic doodles made on test papers!
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And no one ever said bribes are successful by default. Failure is apart of life. Bribes included. Though, I suppose we could still keep the poor wine for cooking?
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