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Christelle Desrosiers ([personal profile] seduceme) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2014-09-08 05:55 am

1st Bullet [video]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
teufelskerl: (trickster)

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[personal profile] teufelskerl 2014-09-07 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Query, mademoiselle! If a person vere to, say, serenade you with 'Lady Marmalade' AND bring you the finest roses and vintage vine at zhe same time? [Never hurts to push your luck... when you can teleport away from any potential retaliation.]
teufelskerl: (elated)

[personal profile] teufelskerl 2014-09-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, impossible! For I am never embarrassed! And to bring you enjoyment vould be vell vorth zhe effort.
Edited (kill me, this accent) 2014-09-07 22:16 (UTC)
teufelskerl: (acrobat)

[personal profile] teufelskerl 2014-09-07 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
A chance to perform before a beautiful lady?

Now ve're getting somevhere.

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fuckuimametalbender: (Listening And Waiting)

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[personal profile] fuckuimametalbender 2014-09-07 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know most of the students can't get wine, yeah?
fuckuimametalbender: (Smug Little Blind Girl)

[personal profile] fuckuimametalbender 2014-09-07 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Toph cracks up. Okay, that's good.]

Assuming they get decent quality stuff, yeah? I mean, I wouldn't count on a fifteen-year-old to get good wine. [A pause] I wouldn't count on a twenty one-year-old to get good wine, either, really.

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comparative_insanity: (Nothing you can do to really please)

[personal profile] comparative_insanity 2014-09-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, discounting that I never actually took French, allow me to wipe away one bitter tear over the fact that you weren't ever my teacher, and I therefore couldn't bribe you.

[What with the fact that he was one of the students who could and did buy alcohol he strictly speaking should not have. Persuasion powers are fun. So is a best friend who can change the dates on your ID with his imagination.]

Mind, I suppose I could bribe you anyway, and you can pretend to go easy on the homework I don't in fact have.
comparative_insanity: (Smile you down to your knees)

[personal profile] comparative_insanity 2014-09-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a point there. I tend to get way too wrapped up in roleplay and end up making people really annoyed by saying things like, "But honestly, this isn't at all right for a nun outfit from this time period".

[No. Seriously.]

[Also yes, this is a perfectly acceptable thing to talk about on the network.]


I like your idea a lot more. If we reach a tie break, we can always add in strange and bewildering test answers, right?

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[personal profile] vulgarcrocodile 2014-09-07 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Putting the idea in the heads of the students will only make them want to do it. I know I would if I were still one.
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[personal profile] vulgarcrocodile 2014-09-08 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Would you like me to do it right now and you record it?

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aile_noire: (That worked out--except not.)

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[personal profile] aile_noire 2014-09-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
If we're allowed to accept bribes of good wine, I might have to be unoriginal and broadcast the same message.
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[personal profile] aile_noire 2014-09-08 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The requisition of the bribe is of no concern of mine, barring that it implicates me in some sort of illegal activity.

And no one ever said bribes are successful by default. Failure is apart of life. Bribes included. Though, I suppose we could still keep the poor wine for cooking?

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whosafraidofthe: For the feint of heart (FML♪ Happy is a pill)

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[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure it doesn't sound a bit irresponsible asking minors to get you wine?
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[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I've been their age. At least a few of them will be able to.

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