1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[vulgarcrocodile]

Yes, but not everyone appreciates when people snoop into their past.

[seduceme]

Of course they don't. That doesn't stop it from 'appening.

[vulgarcrocodile]

True. So how much do you know about those that you are working with?

[seduceme]

As much as necessary. [Shrugs and idly examines her temporarily long silver hair.]

[vulgarcrocodile]

That gives me nothing because I have no idea what you deem to be necessary. [It could have meant a full background check.]

[seduceme]

What would you deem to be sufficient information?

[vulgarcrocodile]

A full background check. As deep and as detailed as possible.

[seduceme]

You've answered your own question then. [Shrugs.]

[vulgarcrocodile]

Just because it is what I deem necessary doesn't mean it is the same for others. [He shapeshifts back to himself.]

[seduceme]

But you wouldn't expect any less from another professional, would you? [She also shifts back, adjusting her scarf around her neck.]