1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[video]

[teufelskerl]

Query, mademoiselle! If a person vere to, say, serenade you with 'Lady Marmalade' AND bring you the finest roses and vintage vine at zhe same time? [Never hurts to push your luck... when you can teleport away from any potential retaliation.]

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[fuckuimametalbender]

Y'know most of the students can't get wine, yeah?

[comparative_insanity]

Now, discounting that I never actually took French, allow me to wipe away one bitter tear over the fact that you weren't ever my teacher, and I therefore couldn't bribe you.

[What with the fact that he was one of the students who could and did buy alcohol he strictly speaking should not have. Persuasion powers are fun. So is a best friend who can change the dates on your ID with his imagination.]

Mind, I suppose I could bribe you anyway, and you can pretend to go easy on the homework I don't in fact have.

Video

[vulgarcrocodile]

Putting the idea in the heads of the students will only make them want to do it. I know I would if I were still one.

[Video]

[aile_noire]

If we're allowed to accept bribes of good wine, I might have to be unoriginal and broadcast the same message.

[video]

[whosafraidofthe]

You sure it doesn't sound a bit irresponsible asking minors to get you wine?