1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[seduceme]

I 'ave my ways, Monsieur Wagner.

... Though if you manage to sing it well and dance to it, then I might forgive you.

((ooc: I understand - I used to do the same for Chris until I gave up so now I'm just dropping 'h' sounds fff-))

[teufelskerl]

A chance to perform before a beautiful lady?

Now ve're getting somevhere.

[seduceme]

Flattery will get you everywhere when done right. [Wink wonk, why aren't you singing and dancing yet.]

[teufelskerl]

And timing is everything. [All in due time, his petite chou-fleur]

[seduceme]

I look forward to your performance then.

((ooc: ilu for that ref))

[teufelskerl]

It vill be somezhing spectacular, I am sure.

[seduceme]

It 'ad better be. I am a woman with 'igh expectations.

[teufelskerl]

All zhe more reason to make zhis my greatest performance yet.

... I maaay need some help.

[seduceme]

Such as?

[teufelskerl]

Tut tut, mademoiselle! One musn't spoil zhe show!

[seduceme]

[Rolls her eyes and smiles.] Very well. Amaze me.