1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[seduceme]

Someone 'as to teach them. Might as well be us. [Chuckling because yeah, she's pretty sure not too many students experience having a teacher barely older than them or one who never takes off her mask.] It could be worse. The students could just be 'umans.

[fuckuimametalbender]

True! At least as mutants they know better than to think that appearances actually matter.

[seduceme]

Exactement! Better us than someone dangerous they might meet on the streets!

[fuckuimametalbender]

[She likes this girl]

Toph Beifong, by the way. My reading program's being stupid and not reading names like it should.

[seduceme]

A pleasure to meet you, Toph. You may call me Christelle or Chris. [Even if you're like... 10 years younger. You have a sense of humor and have shit-talked American stupidity. She likes that.]

[fuckuimametalbender]

[Hey, they're coworkers]

Got it.

[So the kids better watch out come April First]

[seduceme]

[Oh God yes. Prankster buddy, you're perfect.]