1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[comparative_insanity]

[They never said exactly who was going to receive marks in the process, right?

And behold Fai being enough of an adult to actually check their schedules before replying.] We~ell, it looks like neither of us have any morning classes on Friday, so perhaps Thursday evening? In case we have a lot of work to get done. [CLEARLY they will. It's not like school has just started or anything.]

[seduceme]

That sounds perfect. I will see you come Thursday then. [There's something highly suggestive about that purring voice and smile.]

[comparative_insanity]

I look forward to it. I'll buy extra red markers. [Extra points for making even that sound suggestive, somehow.]

[seduceme]

Better make sure they're the thick ones. [Y ep.]

[comparative_insanity]

I'll do my best. But personally, I find that the important thing is technique. [Maturity.]

[seduceme]

But the thick ones do make a statement and are more fun to use. [How are they teachers]

[comparative_insanity]

That is admittedly my experience as well.
Mind you, with the right equipment, more or less any statement can be made.
[Even worse, how are they practically well-adjusted adults compared to some of the people who have held/still do hold faculty positions?]

[seduceme]

Unfortunately some statements fall a bit short of the mark.

[It's a complete and utter mystery.]

[comparative_insanity]

I'm pretty sure there's equipment for that too.
Mind you, if you're experienced enough, that problem won't even arise in the first place.

[seduceme]

I've noticed far too many pen-users 'ave the 'abit of mistaking their work as exemplary when really it's just a pathetic spurt of ink left in a garbled mess on the page.

[comparative_insanity]

Preach, sister. There's nothing more disappointing for a pen enthusiast.

Some really seem to think that simply waving it about any old way will get them anywhere. And then they rush the whole thing and leave everyone else involved dissatisfied.

[He knows her pain. Her pain is real.]

I can only hope my penmanship lives up to your standards.

[seduceme]

You seem sensitive to the details, so I'm sure you won't disappoint.

[comparative_insanity]

I certainly won't make the mistake of believing that the pen is more important than the paper. And I'll do my very best.

[seduceme]

You and I are going to get on famously, mon cher.

[comparative_insanity]

[In response she'll receive an image of a piece of paper. There, in Fai's borderline illegible scrawl, is written "Penmanship sample. Don't believe everything you hear on the internet. See you Thursday <3"]

[seduceme]

[She chuckles at that and blows a kiss to the camera.]