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Christelle Desrosiers ([personal profile] seduceme) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2014-09-08 05:55 am

1st Bullet [video]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
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[personal profile] comparative_insanity 2014-09-08 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I certainly won't make the mistake of believing that the pen is more important than the paper. And I'll do my very best.
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[personal profile] comparative_insanity 2014-09-08 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[In response she'll receive an image of a piece of paper. There, in Fai's borderline illegible scrawl, is written "Penmanship sample. Don't believe everything you hear on the internet. See you Thursday <3"]