xavier_institute | 1st Bullet [video]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the ~~froggy~~ French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

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Per'aps you just can't see the bigger picture over sniffing out fresh meat.

[He sniffs a bit.]

Enlighten me. What exactly are your intentions?

Absolutely nothing at all. Why do you assume I'm scheming something?

Half of it is how insistent you are on causing trouble for me, half of it is that I can smell schemes on you from a mile away. I can't say I trust anyone with an attitude like yours.

Oh non, you saw right through me! ['Gasps' and turns invisible for a second before reappearing, rolling her eyes.] No need to be suspicious, my 'airy friend. I'd 'ardly call what I've done 'causing trouble'.

Well I do until you can give me some other good reason for your constant need to rile me up.

And forgive me if I can't trust someone who thinks me murdering a little girl is hilarious. Even I don't.

I get bored easily. [As if that explains everything. ~~No, it doesn't, Chris.~~]

And how exactly is that going to help your case?

Am I on trial?

If it'll spook you into leaving my past alone.

No chance of that, sorry.

I could actually get you on trial. Something tells me I could sniff out something you don't want anyone to know.

If you find something interesting, do let me know. [God knows she's been trying to find out more about her past since waking from the coma, and hasn't had much luck with it. She winks and adds:] I did some lingerie modeling at some point, per'aps you will come across those photographs~

[He wrinkles his nose.]

Not interested. I go for ladies with a little more class to them.

[But he's very tempted to do some digging. And he thinks he will.]

I suppose the Queen of England would be more to your 'taste'. [Smirkity smirk smirk.]

Not quite, but a kind prostitute caught my eye once.

[Snorts at that and shakes her head.] Of course she did.

That one's a long story, but I'm sure you don't care about my heroics if you're so much more interested in my crimes.

[At least he's proud of himself.]

I'd suggest you tell me sometime over dinner, but I'm worried about who you'd serve up.

Well, I'm courteous to people who don't take their meat raw. But I can't cook, so unless you want Chinese take-out...

[He raises his brows.]

You're a brave woman if you're that eager to dine with a wolf.

Per'aps I should bring silver bullets for extra measure.

[This makes him wince and take a shaky drag from his cigarette.]

Don't joke about that.

Please.

[She considers his reaction for a moment with a thoughtful look on her face before finally shrugging.] And 'oo says I don't eat raw meat? I just don't 'ave the taste for long pig.

You really work hard on those jokes, don't you.

[As much as her shrugging off his reaction is a relief, he is not impressed.]

I wouldn't say "long pig" around Collin, but I wouldn't trust you in my apartment anyway. Which I hope you think is reasonable. And I'm sure I've said it before, but I like chicken better. In the city it's much easier to get in bulk.

I'd invite you to try some of my chicken cordon bleu, but I suspect fine dining might be lost on you. ['Sighs'.]

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