1st Bullet [video]

[seduceme]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

It's still irresponsible. Once they figure out they can pull that off, then they know they can buy themselves booze and not get caught.

[seduceme]

Must you spoil my fun?

[whosafraidofthe]

I could call it payback, but I appreciated the cookie so I guess you're mostly forgiven.

Anyway, I'm a professional spoilsport. Comes from being a sheriff for so long.

[seduceme]

Does that mean I won't be eaten if I take a basket of cookies to the little old lady just off campus? Or would that be leaving a trail of crumbs directly to your snack...

[whosafraidofthe]

You really love pushing your luck, don't you.

[At least for now he's not thinking much of it.]

I'm not going to keep defending myself to you. I haven't done anything to you.

[seduceme]

You tried to 'it me. [Yeah because that really wasn't her fault... at all.]

[whosafraidofthe]

You were being an ass.

[seduceme]

Do you beat students who be'ave like asses?

[whosafraidofthe]

I actually haven't met any who deserve it.

[seduceme]

Consider my jibes as practice. There are plenty worse than me and it would be a shame if you beat them to a pulp or worse. Think of your poor digestive system!

[whosafraidofthe]

I consider your jibes viable excuse to kick you next time I run across you in person. I suggest you stay out of my way.

[seduceme]

Temper temper~ If I promise to leave you a basket of cookies will you forgive me until the next time?

[whosafraidofthe]

I don't think your cookies are that good. It's the tasteless humor that won you the brownie points.

[seduceme]

I think it's more concerning that you find my tasteless 'umor more enjoyable than my cookies. I'd offer you something more 'full-bodied', but that might be a bit more noticeable than gingerbread men.

[whosafraidofthe]

I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I'm more of a savory man.

When exactly are you going to run out of ways to joke about me eating people?

[seduceme]

I'm not sure, but when I do it will be a sad, sad day.

[She does look thoughtful about the savory part.]

[whosafraidofthe]

Not for me, it won't be.

[He rolls his eyes.]

I've gotten enough of this in Mutant Town. I have no goddamn patience for you pulling it, too.

[seduceme]

Doesn't it make you feel like you never left? [BEAMING.]

[whosafraidofthe]

Yes. Like I never made any progress at all.

[He's starting to feel much more annoyed now.]

Did you know you've managed to get on my nerves more than the man using my apartment to hide from the law because I ate his brothers?

[private]

[seduceme]

[She keys in a few commands so they're on a private channel and comments drily:] You know, your past would be better kept in the past rather than explicitly spelt out for everyone to know if you would be at least a bit less blunt in language where just anyone could listen in.

As for that charmer... Is 'e still there, by the way? There are ways to get rid of one's unwanted guests... [She's actually seriously offering to off his problem.]

[private]

[whosafraidofthe]

[He lets out a deep sigh.]

It's not big news, he's been hiding there for years. And.. I do owe him. God knows he never let's me live it down.

[seduceme]

[The look on her face is skeptical at best but then she eventually shrugs.] If you say so. But if you need 'im to disappear... Well, you 'ave my number.

[whosafraidofthe]

Even if I did need that I could handle it myself. We both know I have no trouble killing people.

[They also both probably know he is an absolute doormat to everyone he's committed crimes against. Collin has him wrapped around his hoof.]

[seduceme]

Ouais, but I'm more capable of leaving a trail for police to follow away from here.

[For a guy who's constantly threatening to hand her ass to her, he really is a doormat sometimes.]

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm sure you are, but one, I am part of the police force, and two, Collin is literally a pig. If his mutation ever let him be human it might be necessary to create a false trail, but as is...