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Christelle Desrosiers ([personal profile] seduceme) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2014-09-08 05:55 am

1st Bullet [video]

[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]

Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]

I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]

Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?

If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
whosafraidofthe: I've never been (Doubt♪ To wake up in a place)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's still irresponsible. Once they figure out they can pull that off, then they know they can buy themselves booze and not get caught.
whosafraidofthe: I've never seen (Smirk♪ Wake up with a face)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I could call it payback, but I appreciated the cookie so I guess you're mostly forgiven.

Anyway, I'm a professional spoilsport. Comes from being a sheriff for so long.
whosafraidofthe: What does it mean? (Smoking♪ Ask me if I'm happy)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You really love pushing your luck, don't you.

[At least for now he's not thinking much of it.]

I'm not going to keep defending myself to you. I haven't done anything to you.
whosafraidofthe: Sense of being (WTF♪ Wake up with the purest)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You were being an ass.
whosafraidofthe: What does it mean? (Smoking♪ Ask me if I'm happy)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually haven't met any who deserve it.
whosafraidofthe: Sense of being (WTF♪ Wake up with the purest)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I consider your jibes viable excuse to kick you next time I run across you in person. I suggest you stay out of my way.
whosafraidofthe: What does it mean? (Smoking♪ Ask me if I'm happy)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think your cookies are that good. It's the tasteless humor that won you the brownie points.
whosafraidofthe: For the feint of heart (FML♪ Happy is a pill)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I'm more of a savory man.

When exactly are you going to run out of ways to joke about me eating people?
whosafraidofthe: Sense of being (WTF♪ Wake up with the purest)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not for me, it won't be.

[He rolls his eyes.]

I've gotten enough of this in Mutant Town. I have no goddamn patience for you pulling it, too.
whosafraidofthe: For the feint of heart (FML♪ Happy is a pill)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Like I never made any progress at all.

[He's starting to feel much more annoyed now.]

Did you know you've managed to get on my nerves more than the man using my apartment to hide from the law because I ate his brothers?
whosafraidofthe: For the feint of heart (FML♪ Happy is a pill)

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[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lets out a deep sigh.]

It's not big news, he's been hiding there for years. And.. I do owe him. God knows he never let's me live it down.
whosafraidofthe: If you tell me I'm dreaming (Concern♪ I'd tell you that I am)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if I did need that I could handle it myself. We both know I have no trouble killing people.

[They also both probably know he is an absolute doormat to everyone he's committed crimes against. Collin has him wrapped around his hoof.]
whosafraidofthe: I've never seen (Smirk♪ Wake up with a face)

[personal profile] whosafraidofthe 2014-09-08 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you are, but one, I am part of the police force, and two, Collin is literally a pig. If his mutation ever let him be human it might be necessary to create a false trail, but as is...

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