Christelle Desrosiers (
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xavier_institute2014-09-08 05:55 am
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1st Bullet [video]
[Darling students and whoever feels like seeing this spectacle on the network, here is your tiny blue-covered teacher with the froggy French accent, for once without a cigarette in her mouth.]
Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]
I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]
Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?
If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
Bonjour! For those of you 'oo 'ave yet to meet me, I am Christelle Desrosiers and I will be teaching beginners and intermediate French as well as Spanish. On that note, if any of you decide to sing 'Lady Marmalade' in class, there will be consequences. [She hates that song, okay, it's been garbled terribly everywhere.]
I am partial to roses and good quality wine if you wish to try your 'ands at bribery, but the chances of it improving your grades are... [Shrugs]
Your 'omework for the first class is to 'ave the textbooks and to show up to class on time. I'm sure you can manage that much, ouis?
If you 'ave any questions regarding the course that aren't explained in the syllabus, you may email me them. Provided they are legitimate, sensible questions that 'ave yet to be addressed elsewhere, I will answer them.
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[No. Seriously.]
[Also yes, this is a perfectly acceptable thing to talk about on the network.]
I like your idea a lot more. If we reach a tie break, we can always add in strange and bewildering test answers, right?
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[This is definitely acceptable, right? They're just talking about roleplay, nothing fishy here.]
And most artistic doodles made on test papers!
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[So acceptable.]
With so many teacherly duties to attend to, shall I assume a second bottle in case of possible overtime~? [Nothing to see here, students, just very diligent teachers making plans for Serious Work.]
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So... wine, food, and everyone knows the brain works best by candle light. Have I missed something?
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[Seriously, who coined that term? It was not that many years ago, for Pete's sake.]
Is this a fancy dress occasion, then?
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Non, I think something casual for more comfort will be necessary. [She's leering - does this mean what it might mean or is she just trying not to laugh her face off while on the network?]
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It's still going on tour this spring.]
Oh, I'm very good with casual. [No effort is made to hide how his eyes turn golden as he leans away a bit from the camera. He can't actually change clothes like his best friend can, but he sure can make it look that way. There's the 'disheveled gentleman of means' look, all undone tie and rumpled shirt, followed by the sort of dress the singer in a film noir night club would wear. Then his occasionally unpractical but very flattering X-man costume, and finally... the full Playboy Mansion getup, dressing gown and all, before he lets the glamour drop with a laugh.]
I'm sure I'll find something.
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And behold Fai being enough of an adult to actually check their schedules before replying.] We~ell, it looks like neither of us have any morning classes on Friday, so perhaps Thursday evening? In case we have a lot of work to get done. [CLEARLY they will. It's not like school has just started or anything.]
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Mind you, with the right equipment, more or less any statement can be made.
[Even worse, how are they practically well-adjusted adults compared to some of the people who have held/still do hold faculty positions?]
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[It's a complete and utter mystery.]
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Mind you, if you're experienced enough, that problem won't even arise in the first place.
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Some really seem to think that simply waving it about any old way will get them anywhere. And then they rush the whole thing and leave everyone else involved dissatisfied.
[He knows her pain. Her pain is real.]
I can only hope my penmanship lives up to your standards.
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