[Video]

[defibrillating]

[The feed turns on, showing Zian in his room. It's fairly well cleaned with a load of comic books, other books and video games filling the shelf behind him. The medic looks around a little before appearing mildly confused, tapping the web camera until deciding it worked good enough.

Then he starts signing, his hands making gentle, precise movements while the translator in his mask turned the movements into spoken (if robotic) words.]

Hey, does anyone want to earn like a buck or two?

I need to find someone to go Christmas shopping for me. My parents usually did it, but since my dad died last year I can't exactly ask my mom to go buy her own present. It wouldn't feel right.

...obviously I can't go shopping, myself.