May. 1st, 2015

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Bonjour to all!

[No, she shouldn't be so chipper but someone must have gotten her a spectacular cup of coffee. Or wine. Or both.]

Now that we 'ave 'ad the chance to catch our breath after the prom and all marital engagements, I am considering offering some extra-curricular self-defense sessions.

Given not all mutations are weaponisable and not all students 'ave taken any combat lessons in these less than stable times, it isn't the worst idea I could put forth, ouais?

The first few sessions will be without any weapons so if there are any students or teachers that would like to 'elp their fellows in mastering a few techniques and 'ave experience in martial arts, please feel free to contact me and we can see about organising these lessons. If there is enough interest after that, we shall see about things you can adapt as weapons, such as pepper spray, keys and rings.

[A salute of the questionable mug of alcohol-or-coffee-who-even-knows-what and a blown kiss.]

Stay safe~
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[When the video starts, everything is dark for a few moments until a large green finger moves out of the way of the camera and a man's face appears which would be unfamiliar to all but a few. He scowls at the camera, clearly not the most technically savvy of people.]

The Danger Room's gotten boring. Which one of you puny mutants can give me a real challenge? I don't care if you're a student or a teacher.

[He leans in closer in an attempt to be imposing though it mostly just takes the majority of his face out of view.]

Show me what you've got.

[His hand envelops the device again and the video ends.]

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