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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

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[garganteren]

What??

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[sugoooi]

baal! instead of ball? like the giant evil demon!

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[garganteren]

What? What does butter have to do with a demon? Turkey?

[He's so confused...]

[sugoooi]

it's a play on words! butterball? butterbaal?? come on you know who baal is right

[ or do they not teach humour at the HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR club ]

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[kickstart_my_heart]

-Bridget has basically rolled out of his bed laughing, kicking the floor. He can't handle these puns, man, he just can't. It's too much.-

[sugoooi]

[ It was the most worth it and Sam regrets nothing--he winds up grinning wide from over on his own, sitting up off the headboard of his bed with a flourished gesture, bowing. ]

Thank you, thank you. [ A grin. ] Don't hurt yourself!

[kickstart_my_heart]

I'm fine, I'm fine. Ugh, puns are me weakness.

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[defibrillating]

Wow, that Thanksgiving joke was corny.

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[sugoooi]

pffffft!!
taht was great hahaha

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[defibrillating]

[Dork medic loves this shit, yup.]

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble!

[batteredbatter]

[Okay, videogames have taught him who Baal is, and he can tell this is supposed to be a joke.... but no, Language/Culture barrier too strong. Koshi is lost.]

I don't get it.

[sugoooi]

[ Yet another he will need to educate. Sam is on the case!! ]

what! come on its obvious
butterball butterbaal??

[batteredbatter]

what's a butterball?

[Nope, don't get it]

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[loveswaffles]

Please stop.

[sugoooi]

i am the jester this city needs

[loveswaffles]

Pretty sure you're not.

[nyancrophile]

WTF you can't say my jokes are bad when this one is so terrible >:C

[sugoooi]

what!!
my joke was fantastic

[nyancrophile]

the only thing deader than my collection back home is your sense of humor TBQH

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[idkmybfforin]

can i still eat it

[okuu what happened the last time you ate a deity]

[sugoooi]

what
uhhh well i mean
it's not a real turkey and i dont think you should be eating demons anyway

[idkmybfforin]

but if its dead already whats the problem??

[okuu it's gross that's the problem!!]

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[deceases]

If you're going to make lame puns, at least make sure they make sense.

[ Looks like the party pooper brigade has arrived.. once more.. ]

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[sugoooi]

[ IT IS ONLY ANOTHER SOUL TO BE SAVED...with humour. Sam accepts this mission. ]

what! come on it totally made sense
i did a theatrical performance about puns once you know
it was a play on words!!!

[deceases]

[ OH GOD.. is this what he started. Natsuno really can't help but think that as he stares at the words. Did he unleash the pun beast without meaning to.. ]

Are you serious right now. [ Not about the play... but.. about being this dedicated to puns.. is that really the best hobby to have.

(Even if it's better than being hobbyless like him, but, ssh.) ]