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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

Comments

[sugoooi]

Hehe, I love 'em! You wanna hear some more?? I've got tons.

[kickstart_my_heart]

I'll try not to die laughing. Lemme hear'em!

[sugoooi]

Okay okay--how does Moses make his tea?

[kickstart_my_heart]

... Hebrews it, right?

[sugoooi]

Aww! You knew that one already??

[kickstart_my_heart]

It's still funny, though, right?

Gimme another one.

[sugoooi]

Hmm, alright... [ Sam crosses his arms over his chest in contemplation for a moment. ]

--Okay! Deja moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before!

[kickstart_my_heart]

-There's a brief pause before Bridget starts giggling uncontrollably.-

[sugoooi]

Pretty good right?? I figure it'd fit. [ Since Bridget had known his last and all ]

[kickstart_my_heart]

Alright, alright... Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

[sugoooi]

[ Give him just a sec, aaand-- ]

Pffffft, that's so bad...! Holy cow.

[kickstart_my_heart]

I'm right proud of that one. -Bridget giggled, rolling back onto his bed.-

1/2

[sugoooi]

[ She's so cute...!! ]

2/2

[sugoooi]

You got any more? Or is that the grand finale.

[kickstart_my_heart]

Ah, hard to top that one...

Alright, how do astronomers organize their parties?

[sugoooi]

....

Man, I've got nothing. How do they do it?

[kickstart_my_heart]

They planet! -And now the gigglefit was truly out of control, Bridget rolling off his bed again. At least this time he brought the teddybear with him so something'd break his fall.-

[sugoooi]

[ Aaand there goes Bridget again. This time when Sam laughs it's largely in part due to his roommate's toppling over than the punchline, snorting and holding his stomach as it starts to ache from his laughter. He even has to wipe his eyes after a moment. ]

Again?? Haha, you-- [ snerk. ] --okay??

[kickstart_my_heart]

Y-yeah, ha ha! I'm fine, I'm fine! Tougher than I look, mate.

[sugoooi]

That's good considering you keep falling over. [ He grins. ] Maybe you should just stay there, to be safe.

[kickstart_my_heart]

What, on the floor? No thank you. A year on the streets has taught me to appreciate a nice bed like this.

[sugoooi]

Oh...right. [ Whoops. His foot never seems to come out of his foot here :c ] Sorry.

[kickstart_my_heart]

Although... We could make a pillow fort or something.

[sugoooi]

[ Making a pillow fort with a girl...kyaa... ]

Eh? You like that sort of thing?

[kickstart_my_heart]

Mostly it's just something I've not had a chance to do in a long while. Didn't get on as well with my last roommate as much as I do with you.