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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

Comments

[sugoooi]

[ Best medic ever. Sam fully approves. ]

oh my godd that's terrible i love it
ok ok i got one:

what does a clock do when its hungry?
it goes back four seconds!

[defibrillating]

omg =DDDDD

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?


Breakfast or lunch!

[sugoooi]

hahahaha

i tried to catch some fog: i mist

[defibrillating]

man, you're good at this!'

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

[sugoooi]

well i am out of thanksgiving ones but i have regular ones!
also that was great hehe

i know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid
he says he can stop anytime!

[defibrillating]

Well you probably got a couple of years to become as great as me with the holiday jokes!

[Or, you know, google.]

also yesss that's one of my favorites

[sugoooi]

hehe

how do you make holy water?
boil the hell out of it!

[defibrillating]

Hah, that's a good one!

I'm Zian, by the way. I work as a nurse... I can't talk normally, so I'm glad I know sign language - it's pretty handy.

[sugoooi]

ohh!! hiya :) i am sam
and oh my god haha

are you actually mute though or is that a joke

[defibrillating]

Hey sam!

And yeah I am but that makes the joke so much better

[sugoooi]

it does in a sort of sad way ):
dang

[defibrillating]

Why sad? (ﾟ口ﾟ;)

[sugoooi]

i dunno
i guess i just thought it might be sad not being ablw to talk to people

[defibrillating]

Oh, that's fine! I'm talking to you, right? =D

Plus my dad made me this awesome computer translator so no biggie. I was just setting up a joke!

[sugoooi]

ohh man thats cool! is your dad a supergenius?

[defibrillating]

He was a technopath. Controlling machines with his mind and stuff like that.

[Not quite what he was expecting to talk about after a pun war, but the kid(?) was funny.]

[sugoooi]

thats so coooooool
are you one of those too?? did the machines ever talk back to him
can they??

[defibrillating]

nah, I'm a healer.

and no, machines don't have minds of their own so that wouldn't work. Maybe supercomputers, but he didn't exactly have access to that

[sugoooi]

a healer?? whoa! how does that work??

[defibrillating]

well I zap pepole

people

and they heal!

[sugoooi]

like a defirilbratior??

lol

[defibrillating]

Pretty much, even if it does more than start your heart!

he tried

[sugoooi]

does it hurt

so adorbs sam

[defibrillating]

Depends on how bad the injury is

like licking a battery for small cuts and full on fork in toaster shocks for something that might be lethal. It doesn't actually affect the body negatively though

AND I can boost your immune system and kill sicknesses the same way!

guess why I'm the school nurse ;)

no shhhh

[sugoooi]

thats kinda scary