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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

Comments

[garganteren]

[:C]

I won't have a merry Xmas no matter what, so it doesn't matter! You should go have one, since I can't.

[sugoooi]

i will bring you back the best gift ever then

[garganteren]

I don't need any presents. You could donate to the Friends of Humanity.

[sugoooi]

[ EREN OH MY GOD ]

do they need donations???

[garganteren]

[Why not donate to a hate group this Christmas, Sam??]

They're a political organization. They accept donations to fund their activism.

[sugoooi]

[ You are the worst son in the history of ever ]

but wouldn;t it be better to donate to like a homeless shelter or the spca?
cuz theyre in need all the time
political people are usually pretty okay in life

[garganteren]

They do lots of charity work! They took me in when I was an orphan! And we went to volunteer at the hospital and the soup kitchen all the time. We love all humanity!

[His group was more on the extreme side, but they went out of their way to look good, where taking care of their orphans was concerned.]

[sugoooi]

[ Because publicity...while secretly training everyone to be warriors and soldiers and to hate the universe ]

oh!! thats it i can donate to n orphanage!

[garganteren]

[Eren doesn't hate the universe! He loves humanity! And yes, it was all for good PR, to balance out their horrible image.]

That would be good, too. But the Friends of Humanity take care of lots of kids.

[Doesn't that sound great?]

[sugoooi]

yeah but waht about the ones that dont get adopted eren ): they need the help the most
i bet theres a lot of kids who dont get adopted like you did
this could really help them out!

[garganteren]

Yeah, that's right, I probably would have gone to an orphanage or something like that if the Friends hadn't taken me in. We didn't have family in this country. I would like to help kids! So that's a great idea. Since they can't go home for Christmas either. And someone should get them presents.

[sugoooi]

yeah!! oh man i wonder if there's a way you can sign up to do that
ill check and let you know
this is and awesome idea eren :))))

[ HE'S SO PROUD, SON. ]

[garganteren]

The orphanage part was your idea, Sam.

Okay, but I can't help. They won't let me leave, and I can't have money in case I use it to help me escape. I'd like to do something like that! I used to volunteer around Christmas, it was fun. I can't, but you could do it for me.