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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

Comments

oh my gosh I'm crying laughing

[sugoooi]

HUMANS ARE PEOPLE

[idkmybfforin]

but they're not mutants so it wouldnt be cannibalism!

[OKUU NO STAHP]

[sugoooi]

oh my god have you been talking to eren
mutants and humans and people are all the same!!
don't eat any of them!!

[idkmybfforin]

...furnace, then?

[She is really trying to understand here! She just...has several years worth of other ideas to work through first.]

if theyre dead already

theres nowhere for them to go in the tunnels unless orin gets them to walk somewhere else

[sugoooi]

if they're dead then you do their last wishes!!!

[idkmybfforin]

what if you just find them there?

i didnt know everyone in the tunnels

[sugoooi]

what tunnels...

[idkmybfforin]

where i lived before coming here

[sugoooi]

are you a mole man...

[idkmybfforin]

i dont think so? i have wings

it wasnt good to be on the street with wings

[Or any number of overt mutations.]

[sugoooi]

wings???

[ He's thinking of a giant vulture....I'm so sorry ]

[idkmybfforin]

[Not too far from reality!]

and hands!

[sugoooi]

is this a riddle or are you serious

[idkmybfforin]

why wouldnt i be serious??

what else would i type this with?

[sugoooi]

i dont know! but this sounds really weird!

[idkmybfforin]

want to see them?

their pretty

[In Okuu's completely unbiased opinion!]

[sugoooi]

[ As long as they're not insect wings... ]

wow really??
sure!