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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

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[sugoooi]

nanna!

[garganteren]

Nanna who?

[He's trusting you, Sam!]

[sugoooi]

[ NO MORE DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS OK HE'S GOT THIS ]

nanna your business!

[garganteren]

[YES DON'T MAKE ANY MORE DEAD SCIENTIST AND/OR PARENT JOKES.]

That one wasn't as good.

[Eren Yeager: comedy critic!]

[sugoooi]

yeeeesh tough crowd
ok this is a better one!
knock knock

[garganteren]

Sam, are you going to keep doing this?

[sugoooi]

you'll like this one! promise

[garganteren]

Okay. Who's there?

[sugoooi]

hanna!

[garganteren]

Hanna who?

[sugoooi]

hanna partridge in a pear treeeeeee
you know cuz xmas is coming! :P

[garganteren]

You're wrong, I don't like that one.

I don't want it to be Christmas.

[sugoooi]

what!! but christmas is the best holiday of all of them!

[garganteren]

But I can't be with my family. So I don't want to celebrate it.

[sugoooi]

ill celebrate it with you ):

[garganteren]

No, you should go home and be with your family.

[sugoooi]

no one should be alone on christmas though

[ And he knows how craptastic Eren is when it comes to making friends in general. The thought of him sitting alone and miserable on Christmas Eve is almost TOO SAD A THOUGHT TO BEAR. Sam briefly wonders if the teachers would let him take Eren home for Christmas...but then realizes that probably wouldn't work if he just wants to run away, and then of course there's the cost of the flight. Expensive. ]

[garganteren]

No, Sam, you better not stay! Your family misses you and you have to go see them.

[He'll be mad. At least someone can go to be with their family. He'd like to be with his, but even if he managed to get back somehow, he knows they wouldn't want to spend Christmas with him anymore. But they'd do what's best for him, and that's what matters.]

[sugoooi]

[ Youth in asia... ]

))): but i want you to have a merry xmas too!

[garganteren]

[:C]

I won't have a merry Xmas no matter what, so it doesn't matter! You should go have one, since I can't.

[sugoooi]

i will bring you back the best gift ever then

[garganteren]

I don't need any presents. You could donate to the Friends of Humanity.

[sugoooi]

[ EREN OH MY GOD ]

do they need donations???

[garganteren]

[Why not donate to a hate group this Christmas, Sam??]

They're a political organization. They accept donations to fund their activism.

[sugoooi]

[ You are the worst son in the history of ever ]

but wouldn;t it be better to donate to like a homeless shelter or the spca?
cuz theyre in need all the time
political people are usually pretty okay in life