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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

Comments

[sugoooi]

[ His precious son....no.... ]

uuuugh eren the joke isn't funny if you have to explain it!
here i am goin to give you another one

why did the police arrest the trukey
turkey

[garganteren]

Then maybe you should tell a funny one!

Uh, it was trespassing? I don't know! This is dumb.

[sugoooi]

they suspected it of fowl play!

[garganteren]

Why are you telling these dumb jokes?

[sugoooi]

these are GREAT jokes ok i have more!
why didn't the turkey want any lunch?

[garganteren]

I don't know and I don't care.

[Wait... Ugh.]

Was it stuffed?

[sugoooi]

already stuffed, yeah! hahahaha
i knew you had a sense of humour :)

[garganteren]

I don't, I just figured it out.

I mean I do have a sense of humor, but your jokes aren't funny!

[sugoooi]

when chemists die what do they do with them?

[garganteren]

Stop.

[sugoooi]

they barium!

[garganteren]

I don't know why I started talking to you in the first place!

[sugoooi]

its ok eren i nderstand
even i think jokes about german sausage are the WURST

[garganteren]

That didn't even make sense. You weren't talking about sausage.

[sugoooi]

eren that was a pun

[garganteren]

I don't care. I hate puns. I don't like your jokes at all! You're the worst!

[The dead scientist pun hit a bit close to home.]

[sugoooi]

[ HE DIDN'T KNOW. If he did know Sam would feel so terrible... But Eren never talks about himself :c ]

you mean wurst

[garganteren]

[He's still confused about what happened. And he's not telling mutants about his life.]

No, I don't! You're not sausage!

[sugoooi]

maybe not but i know that one day i'll still MEAT my match

[garganteren]

I'm not talking to you anymore.

[sugoooi]

noooooo erennnnn

[garganteren]

What, you're just going to tell more bad jokes!

[He shouldn't have tried talking to Sam! But maybe he is a little lonely...]

[sugoooi]

[ He is slowly but surely overcoming his boycott and Sam is just so proud! ]

shhh shh just one more!
a dyslexic man walks into a bar
bra
shoot
a dyslexic man walks into a bra!

[garganteren]

I don't think that's funny it's making fun of dyslexic people!

[Also, he just wants to be a grump!]

[sugoooi]

ugh okay fine here is one not about anyone
i'm reading a book about antigravity
i can't put it down!