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[sugoooi]

how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?




it's a Butter Baal.


[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

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[sugoooi]

[ HE'S SO GOING TO REGRET IT... ]

a broken pencil

[garganteren]

[Somehow, he always ends up doing regrettable things.]

What? A broken pencil?

[sugoooi]

no eren! you say a broken pencil who!

[garganteren]

Well, it was weird! I don't get it.

[He knows how knock knock jokes work, Sam! A broken pencil is just beyond the pale!]

[sugoooi]

oh my gosh ok look!!
knock knock
whos there
a broken pencil
a broken pencil who??
NEVER MIND. ITS POINTLESS.

[garganteren]

Oh, I get it.

That one was okay.

[Even though he singlehandedly RUINED IT.]

[sugoooi]

[ YEAH he had to save his own joke there, thanks Eren. ]

told you! ok now this one do it properly:
knock knock

[garganteren]

Who's there?

[sugoooi]

nanna!

[garganteren]

Nanna who?

[He's trusting you, Sam!]

[sugoooi]

[ NO MORE DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS OK HE'S GOT THIS ]

nanna your business!

[garganteren]

[YES DON'T MAKE ANY MORE DEAD SCIENTIST AND/OR PARENT JOKES.]

That one wasn't as good.

[Eren Yeager: comedy critic!]

[sugoooi]

yeeeesh tough crowd
ok this is a better one!
knock knock

[garganteren]

Sam, are you going to keep doing this?

[sugoooi]

you'll like this one! promise

[garganteren]

Okay. Who's there?

[sugoooi]

hanna!

[garganteren]

Hanna who?

[sugoooi]

hanna partridge in a pear treeeeeee
you know cuz xmas is coming! :P

[garganteren]

You're wrong, I don't like that one.

I don't want it to be Christmas.

[sugoooi]

what!! but christmas is the best holiday of all of them!

[garganteren]

But I can't be with my family. So I don't want to celebrate it.

[sugoooi]

ill celebrate it with you ):

[garganteren]

No, you should go home and be with your family.

[sugoooi]

no one should be alone on christmas though

[ And he knows how craptastic Eren is when it comes to making friends in general. The thought of him sitting alone and miserable on Christmas Eve is almost TOO SAD A THOUGHT TO BEAR. Sam briefly wonders if the teachers would let him take Eren home for Christmas...but then realizes that probably wouldn't work if he just wants to run away, and then of course there's the cost of the flight. Expensive. ]