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how do you know a turkey is possessed by the devil?

it's a Butter Baal.

[ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, he'll be here all week. Whether you want him to or not. ]

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What??

baal! instead of ball? like the giant evil demon!

What? What does butter have to do with a demon? Turkey?

[He's so confused...]

it's a play on words! butterball? butterbaal?? come on you know who baal is right

[ or do they not teach humour at the HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR club ]

But what does a ball of butter have to do with it?

Why would I know about demons? Do you know about demons?

[ His precious son....no.... ]

uuuugh eren the joke isn't funny if you have to explain it!
here i am goin to give you another one

why did the police arrest the trukey
turkey

Then maybe you should tell a funny one!

Uh, it was trespassing? I don't know! This is dumb.

they suspected it of fowl play!

Why are you telling these dumb jokes?

these are GREAT jokes ok i have more!
why didn't the turkey want any lunch?

I don't know and I don't care.

[Wait... Ugh.]

Was it stuffed?

already stuffed, yeah! hahahaha
i knew you had a sense of humour :)

I don't, I just figured it out.

I mean I do have a sense of humor, but your jokes aren't funny!

when chemists die what do they do with them?

Stop.

they barium!

I don't know why I started talking to you in the first place!

its ok eren i nderstand
even i think jokes about german sausage are the WURST

That didn't even make sense. You weren't talking about sausage.

eren that was a pun

I don't care. I hate puns. I don't like your jokes at all! You're the worst!

[The dead scientist pun hit a bit close to home.]

[ HE DIDN'T KNOW. If he did know Sam would feel so terrible... But Eren never talks about himself :c ]

you mean wurst

[He's still confused about what happened. And he's not telling mutants about his life.]

No, I don't! You're not sausage!

maybe not but i know that one day i'll still MEAT my match

I'm not talking to you anymore.

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