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[whosafraidofthe]

I guess now that everyone's settled I should make a note of this:

I have wolf senses. If you decide to smoke or drink, I can smell it across campus. I will probably patrol once in a while. So anyone who wants to smuggle that in and be the cool kid is going to have to try that much harder to get past me.

On the other hand, if you absolutely have to try it, at least do it around an adult. I personally don't mind keeping you safe while you're doing something stupid, I can't exactly deny being a hypocrit. I do mind having to pull you out of a ditch because no one was there to keep you safe.

Anything harder than that, though, will not be getting past me.

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[tactlesstactician]

does that mean if someone wants to try alcohol or cigarettes or whatever, you'll help them?

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[whosafraidofthe]

Help isn't the word I'd use. I'm not going to get anyone booze. But if they come clean about it and stay near me while they drink it they deserve some for the honesty.

Smokes, on the other hand, I'd rather offer from my stash. They're not for first-timers and hopefully it'll stop them from trying again.

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[tactlesstactician]

what about not first timers?

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[whosafraidofthe]

If it's not their first cigarette I'm sure they have their own supply and I can't do much to stop them anyway.

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[fuckuimametalbender]

What if you're a teacher who's too young to drink but your students really make you want one.

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[whosafraidofthe]

I think I'll let that slide as long as you're supervised. I don't know how high your tolerance is, but I might be able to get you a beer if you really want one. Just don't take it out of my sight.

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[fuckuimametalbender]

[Soft cry of "yes thank you Jesus"]

I mean I could just go to Canada, I guess, but that's a pain in the ass.

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[whosafraidofthe]

That's a long trip just for a drink. And I have to say, some of the kids around here are reasons to drink by themselves.

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[seduceme]

Does this mean you're going to tear down my classroom door whenever you smell wine from across the campus?

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[whosafraidofthe]

Maybe this surprises you, but I'm not an idiot. I can tell the difference between your students drinking and you drinking, even at that distance.

[seduceme]

[Theatrical gasp of genuine SURPRISE goes here.]

Non.

[whosafraidofthe]

[You can just hear how much he's not impressed.]

You're very funny.

[tofudog]

Walking around sniffing people is totally weird, dude.

[As a certain young shapeshifter learned early in his career.]

[whosafraidofthe]

There's a difference between sniffing people and not being able to stop smelling everything.

[It actually makes life very hard.]

[tofudog]

Reeeeally?

[And suddenly he sounds way too crafty. How many people can say they've pranked The Big Bad Wolf himself? Rumours about students mysteriously disappearing after pranking teachers aside.]

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[usedforcepalm]

I'm not going to smoke or drink, sir...but I can see through walls and at long distances, so if you ever need to find someone quickly, I can probably help with that.

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[whosafraidofthe]

I'll keep that in mind. You're free to contact me if you think I missed something - if I'm not answering by technology I'll probably pick up on shouting. I can hear as well as I can smell.

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[usedforcepalm]

All right. My name is Hanabi Hyuuga, if you need to know who to come and find for help in searching.

[Not that she wants to tattle on her fellow students, but if they're in danger, she wants to help.]

[zomnomnom]

You can smell all that...?

I think I should say I'm sooorry. [ Yoshika genuinely means it. She doesn't smell like a literal walking corpse to the average person, but she's still not fresh either. Earth-y for sure. At least she showers and brushes her teeth? ]

[whosafraidofthe]

It's okay, for the most part I can shut things out if I need to.

[At the very least he's accustomed to bad smells. Living in Manhattan comes with a lot of them, especially if he's stuck in no-smoking zones.]

But yes, I can smell and hear everything in a ten-mile radius. And... [Sniff sniff.] I can honestly tell you you're not the worse smell around.

[zomnomnom]

Thaaat's a big area. [ Is the campus even that big? Yoshika didn't look, but walking around everywhere was an exercise in itself, so everywhere felt bigger to her. ]

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[batteredbatter]

Uh, can you... smells things besides drugs and alcohol? I mean, things without such a strong scent... Like things people normally can't smell at all, I guess?

[Just asking for. No reason.]

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[whosafraidofthe]

I can smell everything. For ten miles each way. I can hear it all, too.

Any particular reason you asked?

[batteredbatter]

Wow, doesn't that get kind of loud? And smelly...

[NOPE, NO REASON AT ALL]

Just... curious.

[vulgarcrocodile]

I've confiscated at least six packs of cigarettes since school started. They really make catching them easy. [If this keeps up, he'll never have to go out and buy any.]