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[whosafraidofthe]

I guess now that everyone's settled I should make a note of this:

I have wolf senses. If you decide to smoke or drink, I can smell it across campus. I will probably patrol once in a while. So anyone who wants to smuggle that in and be the cool kid is going to have to try that much harder to get past me.

On the other hand, if you absolutely have to try it, at least do it around an adult. I personally don't mind keeping you safe while you're doing something stupid, I can't exactly deny being a hypocrit. I do mind having to pull you out of a ditch because no one was there to keep you safe.

Anything harder than that, though, will not be getting past me.

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[seduceme]

[Theatrical gasp of genuine SURPRISE goes here.]

Non.

[whosafraidofthe]

[You can just hear how much he's not impressed.]

You're very funny.

[seduceme]

'ow sweet of you to say.

[whosafraidofthe]

[Siiiiigh.]

You know, if you're this desperate for my attention you can just say so.

[He can't imagine what makes picking on him so interesting, though.]

[seduceme]

Too much of your attention may someday lead to my being served naked on your dinner table with an apple in my mouth. [Dry voice is dry.] At least promise you won't use barbecue sauce.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, if you really think I need to spruce the meal up that much... then I'm probably better off sticking to lo mein.

[seduceme]

Probably better for your digestive system too. [Cheeky grin apparent in voice? Check.]

[whosafraidofthe]

Do you want an honest response to that?

[At least he's actually enjoying this for once.]

[seduceme]

You're not honestly suggesting 'uman meat is easier to digest than lo mein.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm suggesting my digestive system isn't the same as a human's.

[seduceme]

Now you make me curious about what other bodily functions of yours' aren't the same as any other 'uman's.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I don't think I want to know which 'bodily functions' you're thinking of.

[seduceme]

[Allows a quiet chuckle for his benefit.]

[whosafraidofthe]

[Why does he put up with her.]

I can't help you anyway. Between not investigating myself and not investigating humans I don't know where half of the differences are.

[seduceme]

[Because sometimes she shares her delicious lunches.]

Shame, it could 'ave been interesting...

[whosafraidofthe]

[He's such a sap and he hates it.]

If you're waiting for me to invite you to explore, you'll be holding your breath for a while.

[seduceme]

Oh, 'ow you wound me! [You can practically hear her rolling her eyes.]

[whosafraidofthe]

It's not like I can't expect it from you.

But you expect me to eat everyone on campus, so maybe there's hope for you being better than I think.

[seduceme]

I do 'ave clever 'ands.

[whosafraidofthe]

That is not the sentence I wanted to hear after this conversation.

[seduceme]

[Another chuckle and this time a quiet swallow as wine is consumed.]

[whosafraidofthe]

[Moody silence. Which slowly tapers into less moody silence.]

Might as well ask since we're already talking... is there any reason I haven't seen your face yet?

[The mask seems weird but he's still getting used to fashion... hm.]

[seduceme]

You 'aven't seen me naked either. [Is that a small hint of tension in her voice? Nah...]

[whosafraidofthe]

[He pauses as he picks up on that tension. It's familiar tension, honestly, but of all the things for her to have in common with a certain deceased working girl he definitely didn't expect this one.]

Something making you nervous?

[What a dumb question. Of course it is. And of course she's not going to just tell him. Good job, Bigby.]

[seduceme]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.