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[whosafraidofthe]

I guess now that everyone's settled I should make a note of this:

I have wolf senses. If you decide to smoke or drink, I can smell it across campus. I will probably patrol once in a while. So anyone who wants to smuggle that in and be the cool kid is going to have to try that much harder to get past me.

On the other hand, if you absolutely have to try it, at least do it around an adult. I personally don't mind keeping you safe while you're doing something stupid, I can't exactly deny being a hypocrit. I do mind having to pull you out of a ditch because no one was there to keep you safe.

Anything harder than that, though, will not be getting past me.

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[tactlesstactician]

does that mean if someone wants to try alcohol or cigarettes or whatever, you'll help them?

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[fuckuimametalbender]

What if you're a teacher who's too young to drink but your students really make you want one.

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[seduceme]

Does this mean you're going to tear down my classroom door whenever you smell wine from across the campus?

[tofudog]

Walking around sniffing people is totally weird, dude.

[As a certain young shapeshifter learned early in his career.]

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[usedforcepalm]

I'm not going to smoke or drink, sir...but I can see through walls and at long distances, so if you ever need to find someone quickly, I can probably help with that.

[zomnomnom]

You can smell all that...?

I think I should say I'm sooorry. [ Yoshika genuinely means it. She doesn't smell like a literal walking corpse to the average person, but she's still not fresh either. Earth-y for sure. At least she showers and brushes her teeth? ]

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[batteredbatter]

Uh, can you... smells things besides drugs and alcohol? I mean, things without such a strong scent... Like things people normally can't smell at all, I guess?

[Just asking for. No reason.]

[vulgarcrocodile]

I've confiscated at least six packs of cigarettes since school started. They really make catching them easy. [If this keeps up, he'll never have to go out and buy any.]