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[whosafraidofthe]

I guess now that everyone's settled I should make a note of this:

I have wolf senses. If you decide to smoke or drink, I can smell it across campus. I will probably patrol once in a while. So anyone who wants to smuggle that in and be the cool kid is going to have to try that much harder to get past me.

On the other hand, if you absolutely have to try it, at least do it around an adult. I personally don't mind keeping you safe while you're doing something stupid, I can't exactly deny being a hypocrit. I do mind having to pull you out of a ditch because no one was there to keep you safe.

Anything harder than that, though, will not be getting past me.

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[fuckuimametalbender]

Pfft, I was born out of the running.

[Lol blind]

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[whosafraidofthe]

You make it easy to forget.

[It's so foreign to he who can see ten times better than anyone else.]

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[fuckuimametalbender]

Eh, I've had a lot of practice and my hearing is really good. Not superpowered good, but I spend a lot of time just sitting and listening to stuff.

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[whosafraidofthe]

Superpowered hearing isn't all it's cracked up to be. You're not missing out on anything.

[True pain is living in a busy city and flinching when someone across the street drops a pan.]

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[fuckuimametalbender]

Yeah I'll pass. I'm good with my really good human level hearing.