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[whosafraidofthe]

I guess now that everyone's settled I should make a note of this:

I have wolf senses. If you decide to smoke or drink, I can smell it across campus. I will probably patrol once in a while. So anyone who wants to smuggle that in and be the cool kid is going to have to try that much harder to get past me.

On the other hand, if you absolutely have to try it, at least do it around an adult. I personally don't mind keeping you safe while you're doing something stupid, I can't exactly deny being a hypocrit. I do mind having to pull you out of a ditch because no one was there to keep you safe.

Anything harder than that, though, will not be getting past me.

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[tofudog]

You almost had me convinced you didn't have a fun bone in your body! ...Even if it is probably just lodged in your belly somewhere.

[Look, he wasn't going to bring up the cannibal thing unless you did.]

[whosafraidofthe]

[...He is too tempted to resist payback for that joke.]

I can be fun. But my version of fun isn't usually socially acceptable.

[And he briefly switches to video just to show off a smug and toothy grin.]

[tofudog]

[His first real look at The Big Bad Wolf is not a very encouraging one. He switches to a similarly brief video in reply- a closeup of a bright green thumbs down.]

Nuh-uh. Not cool if you're making the jokes.

[whosafraidofthe]

Last fun prank I pulled was tricking a girl your age into my stomach, just keep that in mind if you feel like causing any serious trouble.

[Bigby this is not the most effective way to convince people you've changed.]

[tofudog]

[Okay, this guy might have been cleared by Xavier, and Beast Boy had almost liked him last time they spoke, but this was getting gross.]

Yeah, well, don't go getting any ideas. I'm way too much for you to swallow.

[whosafraidofthe]

[He really should brush it off as a bad joke but is that a challenge he smells.]

I'm not a snake, I don't have to swallow in one piece.