Video | Big fat Polish-Italian mutant gay wedding

[comparative_insanity]

[Honestly, there isn’t that much of a difference to how Feliks and Fai would normally present themselves on the network together. The former is draped over the latter’s lap, and Fai is distractedly fussing with Feliks’ hair. Nothing out of the ordinary for the very best of friends, really, apart from how they are possibly looking even more smug than usual.

Still, their announcement won’t be news to many. Fai is the one who begins speaking, smiling slyly with an evident hint of self-humor.]

So, in case you have been living under a rock or possibly really don’t care about the love life of your teachers - shocking, I know - me and Feliks would like to formally make it known that we are getting married.

[Feliks, who already looked pretty impossibly pleased, has to take a second to compose himself, because just hearing Fai say that still sort of makes him sort of melt a little.]

Yeah, totally! So like, I guess consider this your save the date. And your invite? Since you’re all invited, duh.

--Oh, right! The date. April 7th. So you have 5 weeks to find something fierce enough to wear to our wedding without dying of shame!

[Just look at these insufferably happy and ridiculous bastards. Fai gently flicks Feliks’ cheek with a finger, laughing.]

It will be here, by the way - this way we can make sure as few of you as possible will have an excuse for staying away. The ceremony will start at 10 am, so we even have a set time like proper adults.

Oh, and since it is still pretty quick? Anyone who wants to help out is incredibly welcome to it.

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[thirdarrow]

Congratulations.

[ Takakage even broke his rule of always using text replies. He really is happy for them. ]

[comparative_insanity]

[Fai is just beaming and looking positively giddy.]

Thank you. We're pretty proud of doing this properly and not just immediately eloping and getting hitched the moment we can find a Catholic priest with an hour to spare.

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[littlerabbit]

You really only have two speeds, don't you. Idle and full throttle. About time you finally switched gear. Uh, congratulations on that by the way. I'm sure you'll be disgustingly happy together.

And if there's anything I can do to help with the wedding stuff, I guess I'm volunteering for it.

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[comparative_insanity]

Well, I would say that waiting six years with getting married is not exactly going very fast, right? I mean, the fact that we weren't together during those six years is just a minor detail.

[They had still been in love, after all. That's the important part.]

I was going to ask you about help with the more official invitations, actually.

[musou_tensei]

What kind of cake will it be? -REIMU, ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.-

[comparative_insanity]

Knowing Yuui and the hoard of Polish and Italian grandmothers and aunts that will probably descend here shortly? Every kind, I imagine.

[gloriousandfree]

Two months? Rude.

[comparative_insanity]

We were trying to combine the maximum speed with actually... you know, being able to have a proper wedding. We have a lot of relatives who need to get here from Europe, that sort of thing.

[the_saner_one]

I wish I was living under a rock, or at least someplace quieter than next door. [But since they're finally together and happy dealing with a bit of noise from time to time is a pretty small price to pay.] Congratulations to the both of you, and thank you for giving us more than a week to work with or eloping on us.

As for help, I really hope you weren't planning on going anywhere else for your wedding menu. [Because he is going to help you with the food and no one can stop him. Along with anything else that needs to get done unless someone stops him because knowing his limits is not something Yuui is very good at and it's not every day his twin gets married.]

Oh, and considering you're still not giving us that much time you should probably decide on your best man or woman, and let them know, pretty quick so that they can fit your bachelor parties into all of this madness. I've been told they take some planning as well.

[comparative_insanity]

[Fai is just going to stick out his tongue like a mature adult, because really Yuui, after all that complaining about them not getting it on... There is just no pleasing some people. Besides, this means that everyone around Feliks' room is spared Drunk Unhappy Karaoke Hour, so it's for a good cause.]

Well, of course not. I wouldn't want to risk ending up on the wedding menu, after all. Though you're going to have to co-ordinate with a veritable army of Polish relatives, I think. [And with their own grandmother and her their legion of cousins and diverse other relatives, of course, but that went without saying.

Also, allow Fai to roll his eyes.] And I'm talking to my best man right now, so I'm sure something can be arranged.

[niepokonany]

Wait, like, what's all this about a bachelor party?

[This sounds... sort of intimidating??]

[the_prodigal_son]

You're getting married??

[This takes a while to process. Especially since he had never heard they were admitting to be a couple.]

Holy shit... What do you need help with?

[niepokonany]

[He shouldn't be so shocked. He took a lot of convincing that they weren't a couple in the first place.]

Um... whatever people can help with, basically? Food, setting up decorations, whatever.

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[jolie_aile]

Congratulations!

[Flandre has a big silly smile on her face. She's even clapping! A little before she realizes that probably looks silly too. But she is happy!]

What did you need help with?

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[niepokonany]

[No matter how ridiculously happy she is, no one is more ridiculously happy at this moment in time than Feliks is.]

Anything! We kinda basically need whatever people can do.

[knighterrantofthedragon]

Ahh, congratulations to you both, since I don't believe I got around to saying it sooner. Do let me know if there's something I can do to assist.

[niepokonany]

Thanks!

And don't worry, I'll hit you up if there's anything. Actually... do you know any good musicians around here who might like a little work?

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[notacostume]

Married, huh? Well, congrats you two!

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[niepokonany]

Thanks! We're pretty lucky ❤

[now_i_know]

Hey! Not really my thing, and I don't even know you guys, but I wanna wish you guys congratulations and good luck!

[niepokonany]

Well, everyone takes bio eventually, and if you take PoliSci or do stuff with the X-teams, you'll probably meet me, too! So you're invited anyway if you wanna come.

But yeah, thanks!

[gregorydeegan]

[Greg beamed brightly at them.]

"Well congratulations. I'd be happy to help out however I can. I bet you I could get Kelsheen Mark or Oblivion folder to come across the pond and perform if you need a band..."

[He still didn't know if his crush and her roommate were letting him into their band, so he wasn't going to book them any gigs. But he could sure drag his dad across with his band... or get in the performance himself, dragging Melina and Quilt with. That... would rock!]

[niepokonany]

For sure? Like, you don't think they'd be too busy or anything? We are kinda still looking for music...

But anyway, thanks!

[eileaneathompson]

[She wasn't going to answer. She never replied to videos from guys...but... He had been the first one to really be nice to her at all here. Even if he was male and she spent the whole night freaked out because... well... guy. But an engaged guy was safer? Right? Besides... she did want to help if she could...]

"Um.." [She was flushing a bit.] "If you need any help with decorations or.. with setting stuff up..." [She was mumbling. Embarrassed she cut the connection. They would send her a video back or they wouldn't. For now she was going to die from flushing too much, or asphyxiate with a pillow over her face.]

[niepokonany]

[An engaged guy who was gay, about 5 feet tall, and clearly more interested in the guy he was using as a chair than in anyone else in the universe? Feliks really couldn't get too much less threatening if he were actively trying.]

[He smiled at her, vaguely remembering their meeting (and that it had been kind of awkward for reasons he didn't understand.)]

That'd be really great! Like, maybe you could help arrange the flowers or something? I think we're gonna just order a ton and put them everywhere.

[aquawayfinder]

"Congratulations. I will lend assistance in anyway I can, should you require it," [she sent, genuinely happy, even if this video thing was still a little bit confusing.]

[niepokonany]

Thanks a lot! We're probably gonna drag everyone into helping, honestly.

[Heh heh, drag.]