Video | Big fat Polish-Italian mutant gay wedding

[comparative_insanity]

[Honestly, there isn’t that much of a difference to how Feliks and Fai would normally present themselves on the network together. The former is draped over the latter’s lap, and Fai is distractedly fussing with Feliks’ hair. Nothing out of the ordinary for the very best of friends, really, apart from how they are possibly looking even more smug than usual.

Still, their announcement won’t be news to many. Fai is the one who begins speaking, smiling slyly with an evident hint of self-humor.]

So, in case you have been living under a rock or possibly really don’t care about the love life of your teachers - shocking, I know - me and Feliks would like to formally make it known that we are getting married.

[Feliks, who already looked pretty impossibly pleased, has to take a second to compose himself, because just hearing Fai say that still sort of makes him sort of melt a little.]

Yeah, totally! So like, I guess consider this your save the date. And your invite? Since you’re all invited, duh.

--Oh, right! The date. April 7th. So you have 5 weeks to find something fierce enough to wear to our wedding without dying of shame!

[Just look at these insufferably happy and ridiculous bastards. Fai gently flicks Feliks’ cheek with a finger, laughing.]

It will be here, by the way - this way we can make sure as few of you as possible will have an excuse for staying away. The ceremony will start at 10 am, so we even have a set time like proper adults.

Oh, and since it is still pretty quick? Anyone who wants to help out is incredibly welcome to it.

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[littlerabbit]

Seriously? [You guys are worse than she thought.] If I ever develop feelings for anyone [Which is never going to happen, but still hypothetically...] I hope I've managed to learn from you.

Yeah well, you're weird so... [She ducks her head and hides her face behind her hair, because that is sure to hide her embarrassment. Or make her suddenly able to fly. Both options seem equally probable.] Do the two of you have any favorite tale in common? Or were you thinking a little bit more generally?

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[comparative_insanity]

You mean you hope you've learned how not to do it, right? [He laughs.] Well, as long as you're learning, I suppose I am doing my job as a teacher.

[...Fai, that is not that it works, usually. But that doesn't seem to bother him.]

I may be weird, but I have good taste. [He taps his cheek thoughtfully.] And I think I was thinking a bit more generally. Just to play on the whole "reality warper marrying a perception manipulator" thing, you know?

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[littlerabbit]

"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." Is that it? At least you got it down to a science. [See what she did there?]

And I think so? Sort of fairy-tale feeling without actually being one?

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[comparative_insanity]

Ooooh, that's not very nice of you. [A beat.] I will have you know that I am a perfectly charming and lovely warning, and you kids should count yourselves lucky to have me.

[Look at him nodding excitedly and bouncing in his seat. He is Doge. It is him.]

Exactly like that. Fairly simple shapes, since it will be printed on a card, but very... Fantasia, that sort of thing.

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[littlerabbit]

[She rolls her eyes.] It's from a book. I'm sure there isn't a student here that isn't delighted to have you as their teacher. And if they claim otherwise that probably just means they're too shy to admit it.

[Jokes aside she is pretty happy to have him as her teacher. Even if it's still unbelievably weird.]

Well, like I said, I'll try. How big are we talking?

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[comparative_insanity]

Doesn't make it less rude. And of course they are. That, or they just don't understand how much fun setting fire to the dustbin occasionally really is.

[He laughs like the smug prick he is, but there is definitely a hint of warmth and fondness there.]

Oh, not very big. Something like this. [He demonstrates by making a rectangle with his hands.] It should fit nicely in an envelope, see?

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[littlerabbit]

It think that might be what's called an acquired taste. And just because it's a bit rude doesn't mean it isn't true.

[She squints a bit at the shape.]

Okay. And then there's text too, right? Do you have that all done already? Since that is also going to take up a bit of space.