Video | Big fat Polish-Italian mutant gay wedding

[comparative_insanity]

[Honestly, there isn’t that much of a difference to how Feliks and Fai would normally present themselves on the network together. The former is draped over the latter’s lap, and Fai is distractedly fussing with Feliks’ hair. Nothing out of the ordinary for the very best of friends, really, apart from how they are possibly looking even more smug than usual.

Still, their announcement won’t be news to many. Fai is the one who begins speaking, smiling slyly with an evident hint of self-humor.]

So, in case you have been living under a rock or possibly really don’t care about the love life of your teachers - shocking, I know - me and Feliks would like to formally make it known that we are getting married.

[Feliks, who already looked pretty impossibly pleased, has to take a second to compose himself, because just hearing Fai say that still sort of makes him sort of melt a little.]

Yeah, totally! So like, I guess consider this your save the date. And your invite? Since you’re all invited, duh.

--Oh, right! The date. April 7th. So you have 5 weeks to find something fierce enough to wear to our wedding without dying of shame!

[Just look at these insufferably happy and ridiculous bastards. Fai gently flicks Feliks’ cheek with a finger, laughing.]

It will be here, by the way - this way we can make sure as few of you as possible will have an excuse for staying away. The ceremony will start at 10 am, so we even have a set time like proper adults.

Oh, and since it is still pretty quick? Anyone who wants to help out is incredibly welcome to it.

Comments

[comparative_insanity]

We were trying to combine the maximum speed with actually... you know, being able to have a proper wedding. We have a lot of relatives who need to get here from Europe, that sort of thing.

[gloriousandfree]

I'd ask if you had an impending reason to get married so quickly but that's still pretty impossible.

[comparative_insanity]

Excuse you, are you implying something about his honor?

I mean, you can imply all you want about mine, we all know the state it's in, but don't be rude Maddie.

[gloriousandfree]

I don't know what you're taking about.

It's kind of cute how quickly it's going though. Took you long enough to get here.

[comparative_insanity]

I'm talking about how he is a good Catholic boy. I don't know what you were talking about.

[He grins, bouncing a bit where he sits.]

Way too long. After six years, we honestly don't really want to wait even a week, but I suppose eloping would be a bit dramatic.

[gloriousandfree]

I think you did it on purpose. You came into that betting conversation. Cruel.

Then again I did say two months there at the end. So I count this as a win.

[niepokonany]

Like you're even surprised. You do know how bad I am at holding back once I get started on something, right?

[gloriousandfree]

Oh no I hadn't noticed at all.

Are you buying a dress or conjuring one up? Cause I have already started that particular mission myself and it takes some time. If you're buying one of course.

[niepokonany]

Time, or money and connections!

[And someone knows a lot of fashion nerds and spent half the trip to the Hellfire club cheating at gambling.]

I'm buying, but like, I might end up embellishing a little. You know, if it needs a little more pop!

[Like half the objects he ever looks at, and all the stories he ever tells.]

[gloriousandfree]

I guess if you already know exactly what you want and where to get it, it wouldn't be as exhaustive.

[She waves her hands at that. She's seen how he takes normal clothes to other levels] Well if you need any help, I'm...as caught up with my own wedding as one can be at this point.

[niepokonany]

Oh, I have basically no idea what I'm doing.

[He grins, and gives a big, careless shrug.]

That's totally the fun of it!

[...For someone who enjoys making things up as one goes along as thoroughly as Feliks does, and almost no one else.]

[gloriousandfree]

[She simply shakes her head]

Well...if that works for you. I'll be there in a few months to see how that all works out.

[niepokonany]

A few weeks.

[It's just as well. Give him a few months, and it would end up involving skydiving out of the Blackbird onto a tropical resort island at the end or something equally ludicrous.]