Video | Big fat Polish-Italian mutant gay wedding

[comparative_insanity]

[Honestly, there isn’t that much of a difference to how Feliks and Fai would normally present themselves on the network together. The former is draped over the latter’s lap, and Fai is distractedly fussing with Feliks’ hair. Nothing out of the ordinary for the very best of friends, really, apart from how they are possibly looking even more smug than usual.

Still, their announcement won’t be news to many. Fai is the one who begins speaking, smiling slyly with an evident hint of self-humor.]

So, in case you have been living under a rock or possibly really don’t care about the love life of your teachers - shocking, I know - me and Feliks would like to formally make it known that we are getting married.

[Feliks, who already looked pretty impossibly pleased, has to take a second to compose himself, because just hearing Fai say that still sort of makes him sort of melt a little.]

Yeah, totally! So like, I guess consider this your save the date. And your invite? Since you’re all invited, duh.

--Oh, right! The date. April 7th. So you have 5 weeks to find something fierce enough to wear to our wedding without dying of shame!

[Just look at these insufferably happy and ridiculous bastards. Fai gently flicks Feliks’ cheek with a finger, laughing.]

It will be here, by the way - this way we can make sure as few of you as possible will have an excuse for staying away. The ceremony will start at 10 am, so we even have a set time like proper adults.

Oh, and since it is still pretty quick? Anyone who wants to help out is incredibly welcome to it.

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[comparative_insanity]

As I understand it people were trying to start another betting pool about it. People around here obviously have far too much spare time. [Fai grins.] But now we'll be amending that by running people off their feet while preparing.

[thirdarrow]

A wise decision, no doubt. [ He concedes with a tilt of his head. ] I would help, but my expertise does not quite lie in this area.

[ He's never been to one, even. He lost touch with his schoolmates after fleeing Japan. ]

[niepokonany]

But you're still gonna come, though, right?

[thirdarrow]

Of course.

[ He'll definitely come, but staying is another question altogether. If something at the hospital comes... ]

[niepokonany]

And stick around? The hospital does have other doctors, you know!

[thirdarrow]

[ Whoops. ]

Hopefully.

[niepokonany]

--pfft.

Ahaha, oh, my god, your face! Just like "ohmigod, busted!"

[thirdarrow]

[ He merely shrugs in his characteristic manner. ]