Video | Big fat Polish-Italian mutant gay wedding

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[Honestly, there isn’t that much of a difference to how Feliks and Fai would normally present themselves on the network together. The former is draped over the latter’s lap, and Fai is distractedly fussing with Feliks’ hair. Nothing out of the ordinary for the very best of friends, really, apart from how they are possibly looking even more smug than usual.

Still, their announcement won’t be news to many. Fai is the one who begins speaking, smiling slyly with an evident hint of self-humor.]

So, in case you have been living under a rock or possibly really don’t care about the love life of your teachers - shocking, I know - me and Feliks would like to formally make it known that we are getting married.

[Feliks, who already looked pretty impossibly pleased, has to take a second to compose himself, because just hearing Fai say that still sort of makes him sort of melt a little.]

Yeah, totally! So like, I guess consider this your save the date. And your invite? Since you’re all invited, duh.

--Oh, right! The date. April 7th. So you have 5 weeks to find something fierce enough to wear to our wedding without dying of shame!

[Just look at these insufferably happy and ridiculous bastards. Fai gently flicks Feliks’ cheek with a finger, laughing.]

It will be here, by the way - this way we can make sure as few of you as possible will have an excuse for staying away. The ceremony will start at 10 am, so we even have a set time like proper adults.

Oh, and since it is still pretty quick? Anyone who wants to help out is incredibly welcome to it.

Comments

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[niepokonany]

Oh, totally. A whole two weeks!

He kinda proposed about 30 seconds after we got together, though. Probably half the school saw it go down.

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[notacostume]

Woah, you two are really moving fast with this.

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[niepokonany]

Yeah, but we moved way slow for like... 6 years before that.

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[notacostume]

Trying to get all caught up to speed?

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[niepokonany]

Well, there's no time like the present!

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[notacostume]

Have you guys thought about a honeymoon yet?

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[niepokonany]

Oh, my god. Like, when are we gonna have time for one?

After the school year's over, I guess. Like, I'm still in classes, and teachers can't just take off whenever, right?

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[notacostume]

Can't teachers ask for a vacation or some time off?

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[niepokonany]

Yeah, but like, why bother when the summer's coming up so soon?

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[notacostume]

The point is to give you both some time away. What does it matter if it's summer? This is for your honeymoon!

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[niepokonany]

We can have all the honeymoon we need right here. My power's good for that!

...And then we can have a real honeymoon before too long.

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[notacostume]

What's your power, again?

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[niepokonany]

Oh, I didn't tell you?

It's, like...

[He absent-mindedly changes Fai's clothes into a cowboy outfit, his own into an elaborate Western saloon girl getup, and the decor of the whole room to match. Furniture is in the same place as before, but the shape of all of it changes -- and as their chair turns into an old-timey sofa, he puts his feet up on the half of it that wasn't there before.]

It's like, not really illusions, 'cause one, I can't work with nothing, and two, it's more real than illusions. But I can't affect things permanently? Not directly, anyway.

Think of it kind of like Cinderella's Fairy Godmother's power, except I have to be there and paying attention for it to work?

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[notacostume]

Wow, that's...

[She pauses for a moment.]

That's amazing. Way cooler than anything I can do.

video on his end, I guess, for that last tag to work;

[niepokonany]

Well, mine's pretty awesome, just like objectively, so that doesn't mean yours doesn't rock, too!

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[notacostume]

I don't know. I'm starting to feel kind of outclassed over here.

[niepokonany]

I totally have that effect on people. Don't let it get to you, 'kay?

[notacostume]

Oh, so this is normal for you?

[niepokonany]

...I mean, I've been doing this for years, and I've been fabulous forever. So... yes?

[notacostume]

That'll explain it. I've only been, uh, "doing this" for like a couple of months, myself. Still trying to get used to it all, honestly.

[niepokonany]

Then you're just getting started! I bet you'll learn to kick all kinds of butt before too long.

[notacostume]

From straight A student to asskicker. That's one heck of a change.

[niepokonany]

You're at Xavier's. Like there's never any overlap?

[notacostume]

I'm still kind of new, alright?

[niepokonany]

Well, you'll settle in.