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[mr_badguy]

[Sol, unsurprisingly, looks pretty grumpy. He's also not wearing a shirt, but it's for demonstration purposes.]

Okay, I'm sure a bunch of you idiots have heard about some bullshit called a "paleo" diet or people telling you to go "gluten-free" because of...I don't fucking know, but anyway. If they tell you that's the only thing holding you back from looking like this [He motions to himself for emphasis], they're wrong. They're also idiots, so don't listen to them. [He pauses, then sighs.]

It also won't give you super strength. No diet will do that. [He leans in like he's addressing someone in particular.] You know who you are, dumbass.

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[Video]

[dandyelegance]

"Super Strength"? Is that what these dietary programs are hocking these days?

[Video]

[mr_badguy]

I don't know, all I know is I saw some stupid kid thinking it did.

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[dandyelegance]

They must have an amazing marketing department to sell people on such a ludicrous claim.

And by the way, are you feeling better?

[Audio]

[fire_and_romance]

"Super strength? I thought diets were supposed to help people lose weight."

[She pauses before speaking up again, this time much more quietly.]

"Who would think a diet would give them super strength? That sounds ridiculous..."

[Audio]

[mr_badguy]

Gullible idiots.

[video]

[now_i_know]

Forget losin' it, I'm supposed to gain it.

Got any ideas on how to do that safely?

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[mr_badguy]

Eat like I do. [He's got a bowl of what seems to be peanut M&M's and he's just...shoveling them in his mouth.] I don't think it's safe, though. Better off asking someone else.

[video]

[now_i_know]

Yeah, that's why I said safe.

I know all about unhealthy ways. If I want a heart attack early, I'd ask yahs.

Thanks for not giving some bs answer though.

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[wholovesyou]

[Guess who's back.]

You need to be doing this more often, sugar.

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[mr_badguy]

And you need to take a cold shower.

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[wholovesyou]

Looking to warm it up with me? I'm sure there's more than enough space for the two of us.

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[notacostume]

So, uh... How did you end up looking like that?

[jesus you're ripped.]

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[mr_badguy]

Long story short: I'm not telling you. [That's a sore spot. Might want to leave that alone.]

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[notacostume]

Uh... okay. Sorry I asked.

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[thirdarrow]

If anyone gets health problems from this diet thing, send them to me.

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[mr_badguy]

Nah, you can get 'em yourself.

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[thirdarrow]

[ Sigh. ]

There is a difference in priority between students' health and your own grudges.

[the_prodigal_son]

What's gluten?

[mr_badguy]

They are not paying me enough to answer stupid questions like this... You have the internet, right? Try fucking Google.

[audio]

[tofudog]

Pffft. Everyone knows it's vegetarianism that gets you super ripped.

[audio]

[mr_badguy]

No. Don't fucking start. Someone might hear you.

[video]

[mouflon]

[thoughtful chinstroke]

Not that we don't all appreciate the eyecandy, but is there a reason for this PSA?

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[deceases]

Are there seriously people out there who think a diet can do that?

[ Natsuno's a little offended as one of the super strength people here, okay.. not to mention he looks like a twig - tall and thin. Not exactly what you'd imagine for that. ]

[Audio]

[stardustreverie]

If done right, maybe it could!

[Someone seriously shut her up.]

[video]

[seduceme]

[Someone's very happily admiring the view.]

Can we expect all future announcements for you to be made in this fashion?