mr_badguy: (night comes down)
Sol Badguy ([personal profile] mr_badguy) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2015-04-01 08:01 pm

video

[Sol, unsurprisingly, looks pretty grumpy. He's also not wearing a shirt, but it's for demonstration purposes.]

Okay, I'm sure a bunch of you idiots have heard about some bullshit called a "paleo" diet or people telling you to go "gluten-free" because of...I don't fucking know, but anyway. If they tell you that's the only thing holding you back from looking like this [He motions to himself for emphasis], they're wrong. They're also idiots, so don't listen to them. [He pauses, then sighs.]

It also won't give you super strength. No diet will do that. [He leans in like he's addressing someone in particular.] You know who you are, dumbass.
tofudog: (deadly hamster assassins)

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[personal profile] tofudog 2015-04-03 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
With so many natural green antioxidants coursing through my veins, I don't have to show off! They enhance the endorphins and the tannins, you know.

[Those were probably all real words.]