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xavier_institute2015-04-01 08:01 pm
mr_badguy) wrote in xavier_institute2015-04-01 08:01 pm
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[Sol, unsurprisingly, looks pretty grumpy. He's also not wearing a shirt, but it's for demonstration purposes.]
Okay, I'm sure a bunch of you idiots have heard about some bullshit called a "paleo" diet or people telling you to go "gluten-free" because of...I don't fucking know, but anyway. If they tell you that's the only thing holding you back from looking like this [He motions to himself for emphasis], they're wrong. They're also idiots, so don't listen to them. [He pauses, then sighs.]
It also won't give you super strength. No diet will do that. [He leans in like he's addressing someone in particular.] You know who you are, dumbass.
Okay, I'm sure a bunch of you idiots have heard about some bullshit called a "paleo" diet or people telling you to go "gluten-free" because of...I don't fucking know, but anyway. If they tell you that's the only thing holding you back from looking like this [He motions to himself for emphasis], they're wrong. They're also idiots, so don't listen to them. [He pauses, then sighs.]
It also won't give you super strength. No diet will do that. [He leans in like he's addressing someone in particular.] You know who you are, dumbass.
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Let's talk about the positive effects soy can have on your life! Just step into my office!
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Hailing from the mystic lands of the far east, soy is a like, the most healthy food ever, dude. All the perks of meat, with none of those nasty animal chunks, and so versatile! Stir-frys, ice cream, lasagna, smoothies... is there anything soy doesn't go with?
Of course not!
Did you know! Soy is the number one ingredient in world health sensation, tofu?
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