mr_badguy: (night comes down)
Sol Badguy ([personal profile] mr_badguy) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2015-04-01 08:01 pm

video

[Sol, unsurprisingly, looks pretty grumpy. He's also not wearing a shirt, but it's for demonstration purposes.]

Okay, I'm sure a bunch of you idiots have heard about some bullshit called a "paleo" diet or people telling you to go "gluten-free" because of...I don't fucking know, but anyway. If they tell you that's the only thing holding you back from looking like this [He motions to himself for emphasis], they're wrong. They're also idiots, so don't listen to them. [He pauses, then sighs.]

It also won't give you super strength. No diet will do that. [He leans in like he's addressing someone in particular.] You know who you are, dumbass.
tofudog: (deadly hamster assassins)

[personal profile] tofudog 2015-04-03 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[The salesman voice continues]

Hailing from the mystic lands of the far east, soy is a like, the most healthy food ever, dude. All the perks of meat, with none of those nasty animal chunks, and so versatile! Stir-frys, ice cream, lasagna, smoothies... is there anything soy doesn't go with?

Of course not!

Did you know! Soy is the number one ingredient in world health sensation, tofu?
fathoming: (Default)

[personal profile] fathoming 2015-04-03 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well that doesn't sound too bad. How is it made?