Fifteenth Daydream [Video]

[niepokonany]

I totally know you all missed me, so I'm not even gonna bother asking about that part. Just so you know, honeymoon was kickass, there's tropical fruit-y candy in the lounge by the cafeteria, and if it's cool with the doc, you should be getting some in the infirmary soon, too. And something a little stronger in the teachers' lounge, which I'm gonna say is our official apology to everyone who's been dealing with us for years but especially the psychics.

Now... First things first! There are links at the bottom of this post to petitions for the US congress and the UN to funnel emergency funding into research on the virus, a special Red Cross relief fund, and a fund to help provide training to members of Doctors Without Borders so they're ready to deal with any cases that pop up in their areas. Even if it's just your signature or a Facebook share, whatever you can give would totally mean a lot!

Moving on to the really important things: I'm sure you're all aware, because he won't shut up about it for like 3 seconds, that Norman Osborn is running for President.

I'm sure you're also aware that his hair is just, like, a literal crime against humanity.

Please discuss what it most reminds you of, preferably on Twitter, hashtag LooksLikeNormansHair. I'll go first.

[He holds up a photo of Osborn photoshopped with Chia Pet hair, the hashtag scrawled across the bottom in purple ink.]

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[...He then turns it over to reveal the original of the same photo, the words "now with ridges for Her Pleasure" written in the blank space. He gives the camera a not-even-sorry grin, then cuts the recording.]

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[gregorydeegan]

[On one of his breaks while others handled the music, Greg caught up on old posts he might have missed. He watched the whole video, checked out the petitions, and signed them all. He then sent the info on to pretty much everyone he knew that wasn't at the school.]

[That being done, he opened an email and send a quick note to Feliks to see when he took his next break.]

"Signed and forwarded, welcome back. And your music... can't be beat."

[Yes, he totally just sent that joke. He really should give it a rest.]

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[niepokonany]

i try

im pretty flawless tho

[Except for his typing skills.]

Re: Email

[gregorydeegan]

"We all wish you would flaw less.


J/K"

[niepokonany]

rude

that doesnt even make sense anyway??

[gregorydeegan]

"Totally does. Flawless, Flaw less. It's hilarious."

[niepokonany]

but thats like not even a verb??

i mean it is but'

its like transitive

u know what i mean

[gregorydeegan]

"I'm not even sure I know what I mean half the time, dude."

[niepokonany]

does that mean u know half the time

cause thats probably more than i know what u mean ;)

[gregorydeegan]

[Greg laughed when he read that.]

"Dude, you're too much. Or.. maybe just enough."

[niepokonany]

im just as much as im supposed to be

and if thats too much for most ppl to handle then w/e

:D

[gregorydeegan]

"When I graduate, your hubs totally won't mind if I stuff you in a suitcase and sneak you home, right?"








"Ah. On second thought, pretend I erased all that, wasn't meant to sound quite so creepy. Mostly was supposed to be a mushy ' you're my friend, and I don't ever want to lose that' comment hidden in a joke."

[niepokonany]

w/e sometimes things come out weird and creepy

pretty sure fai would mind just a bit tho ;)

[gregorydeegan]

"Fine, he can come too, then!"

[niepokonany]

greg pls think what ur saing

*saying

fais like WAY too tall to fit in ur suitcase

[gregorydeegan]

"That's fine, I'll get a garment bag. He can fold over in the middle, right?"

[niepokonany]

oh ttly

hes way good at that ;)

[gregorydeegan]

"TMI dude, TMI."

[niepokonany]

wow dude omg

mind out of the gutter

i just meant hes like flexible

[No, he didn't, but he spent enough of his life genuinely naive to pull it off again, he thinks.]

[gregorydeegan]

[And with someone else, he might well be able to. But Greg grew up with Donovan. And... he's Greg. He pulls that himself all the time.]

"Right. Sure that's what you meant."

[niepokonany]

u dont believe me? :(((((

im like super hurt

[gregorydeegan]

"Nah, you're just super."

[niepokonany]

a super hero :)

[gregorydeegan]

"A hero? Oh good, I'm starving."

[niepokonany]

the only thing im coming up with to say to that is more jokes i probably shouldt be making to students now that im a teacher

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Greg is a troll. congrats.

[gregorydeegan]

"Okay, so send them to my brother. Without context. and he can decide if he should share them"