xavier_institute | Fifteenth Daydream [Video]

I totally know you all missed me, so I'm not even gonna bother asking about that part. Just so you know, honeymoon was kickass, there's tropical fruit-y candy in the lounge by the cafeteria, and if it's cool with the doc, you should be getting some in the infirmary soon, too. And something a little stronger in the teachers' lounge, which I'm gonna say is our official apology to everyone who's been dealing with us for years but especially the psychics.

Now... First things first! There are links at the bottom of this post to petitions for the US congress and the UN to funnel emergency funding into research on the virus, a special Red Cross relief fund, and a fund to help provide training to members of Doctors Without Borders so they're ready to deal with any cases that pop up in their areas. Even if it's just your signature or a Facebook share, whatever you can give would totally mean a lot!

Moving on to the really important things: I'm sure you're all aware, because he won't shut up about it for like 3 seconds, that Norman Osborn is running for President.

I'm sure you're also aware that his hair is just, like, a literal crime against humanity.

Please discuss what it most reminds you of, preferably on Twitter, hashtag LooksLikeNormansHair. I'll go first.

[He holds up a photo of Osborn photoshopped with Chia Pet hair, the hashtag scrawled across the bottom in purple ink.]

[PRIVATE TO STAFF]

[...He then turns it over to reveal the original of the same photo, the words "now with ridges for Her Pleasure" written in the blank space. He gives the camera a not-even-sorry grin, then cuts the recording.]

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"Ah but has anyone ever called you that so stylishly?"

theyve said it w/ more feeling

"I ever tell you that story, man? About what I think of whenever I say that word? If so, you'd know I have so much feeling."

no?

"So I'd been wandering, backpacking around Europe. Found a dark wooded area, very nice place. Anyway, my brother Dominic, he was spying on me, as usual. Having a brother who has a mutant power that has people calling him a seer? Very annoying.

Anyway, so he was spying on me, and what does he see, but me, out like a light, bleeding, against a tree, a large clawed mutant over me. Luna told me he passed out. It was great. Well, you know, in hindsight, knowing how it worked out.

So they came racing across Europe to find me, my brother certain that if he could get to me in time, I'd still be alive. Of course I would. Dirk wouldn't have hurt me, not that he knew that. Apparently Dirk's mutant power is transforming into a large and terrifying mutant that makes anyone pass out the first time they see him. He got Dominic twice. I'm grinning gleefully right now, just so you know.

Anyway, he and Luna got to where I was, saw Dirk, passed out. We all woke up tied to a tree, because he though we were with the idiots who were trying to hurt his girlfriend and his forest. But things got settled, we helped them out, fought a heroic battle with some really creepy dudes, dragged the thieves out of there, and parted as friends of Dirk and his girlfriend. They're cute together.

Once everyone was okay, I asked Dominic and Luna why they were there. Dominic said he saw an image of me passed out at Dirk's feet. Luna told me that seeing Dirk made Dominic pass out. We both called each other a sissy at the same exact moment. It was great."

yeah tbh my memories about ppl calling me that arent that great

maybe its a brother thing idk

"Well, now you can start making some ones that are. Because anything I so is great, just like anything you do is fabulous. Right?

*do. Anything I do.

Wow. I can type, Though maybe typing while floating wasn't my best idea."

not that ur not great and all

but sissy jokes actually arent that funny to me/

it sounds a little different when you spend long enough getting beat up for looking like a girl or not acting like a man or whatever

"Ugh. Sorry man. Guess i didn't think of that. I'll try to remember to drop that word so that I don't drop that word. If you get my meaning.

I got beat up a lot once my power came in, over not being able to walk, so I should be more sensitive, I guess I just always hope that other people had it better."

i actually didnt get beat up for the mutant thing, i came here pretty soon after i realized

but like

im tiny and also not american and kinda still had more of an accent then

and i'm people's-BS intolerant

and im like

the kind of gay where ppl somehow just knew like 10 years before i even got my first crush on anyone

so yknow

"I don't understand what drives some people to take their comfort at the expense of others. There are so many great ways to feel good about yourself. Music, art, theater, a good book, a good friend... anything. But no, some people only have fun beating up on other people. Of course, sometimes a small amount of revenge can be fun if they start it...."

[He missed Pam.]

w/e haters gonna hate

"Well, I'd rather focus on people doing good things, anyway."

usually more fun

unless you come up with something super funny to do to the jerks

[He grinned and attached a photo. last panel ]

"You mean like that?"

[He really missed Pam. How had he gone and messed up a relationship with the only woman who liked him back?]

lol something like that yeah

"Yeah. That was all kinds of epic. They totally had it coming."

lol

ugh brb

staff meeting thing

"Do what you have to."

Fifteenth Daydream [Video]

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"they just throw insults around." Gets hit. "Apparently around here insults means rocks."

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Possible crit warning for cruel idiots being idiots. Clearly the text is not in the photo.

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Wrap this one up since they're just chatting?

sure