Fifteenth Daydream [Video]

[niepokonany]

I totally know you all missed me, so I'm not even gonna bother asking about that part. Just so you know, honeymoon was kickass, there's tropical fruit-y candy in the lounge by the cafeteria, and if it's cool with the doc, you should be getting some in the infirmary soon, too. And something a little stronger in the teachers' lounge, which I'm gonna say is our official apology to everyone who's been dealing with us for years but especially the psychics.

Now... First things first! There are links at the bottom of this post to petitions for the US congress and the UN to funnel emergency funding into research on the virus, a special Red Cross relief fund, and a fund to help provide training to members of Doctors Without Borders so they're ready to deal with any cases that pop up in their areas. Even if it's just your signature or a Facebook share, whatever you can give would totally mean a lot!

Moving on to the really important things: I'm sure you're all aware, because he won't shut up about it for like 3 seconds, that Norman Osborn is running for President.

I'm sure you're also aware that his hair is just, like, a literal crime against humanity.

Please discuss what it most reminds you of, preferably on Twitter, hashtag LooksLikeNormansHair. I'll go first.

[He holds up a photo of Osborn photoshopped with Chia Pet hair, the hashtag scrawled across the bottom in purple ink.]

[PRIVATE TO STAFF]

[...He then turns it over to reveal the original of the same photo, the words "now with ridges for Her Pleasure" written in the blank space. He gives the camera a not-even-sorry grin, then cuts the recording.]

Comments

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[totallystoned]

Are we sure he's not one of us? That looks mutant to me.

Email

[gregorydeegan]

[On one of his breaks while others handled the music, Greg caught up on old posts he might have missed. He watched the whole video, checked out the petitions, and signed them all. He then sent the info on to pretty much everyone he knew that wasn't at the school.]

[That being done, he opened an email and send a quick note to Feliks to see when he took his next break.]

"Signed and forwarded, welcome back. And your music... can't be beat."

[Yes, he totally just sent that joke. He really should give it a rest.]

[audio]

[niepokonany]

Or, like, alien maybe? Defs not baseline, right?

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[niepokonany]

i try

im pretty flawless tho

[Except for his typing skills.]

[audio]

[totallystoned]

[Hillbilly voice] Lookee here, Magnus. We got one of them self hatin' mutants. [Spitting noise.] [Different hillbilly voice] Nothin' I hate worse than a mutant who don't appreciate his own rich culture.

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[niepokonany]

[For a few seconds, Feliks just laughs. He tries to affect a drawl, but honestly, layered on top of his Val accent and the little lingering hint of Polish accent, it's a pretty ridiculous mess.]

I figure that's jest totally the worst, Pa. Like, sad, seeing folks like that!

Re: Email

[gregorydeegan]

"We all wish you would flaw less.


J/K"

[bluerebellion]

[his screen flickers to life in the infirmary with him laughing at the image on screen.]

Good lord! That man's hair is a worse style than Oppenheimer and his frilly frills and roses everywhere!

[The laughing doesn't stop until it's interrupted by a violent dose of caughing]

Thank you, I needed that.

[niepokonany]

rude

that doesnt even make sense anyway??

[niepokonany]

You know what they say -- laughter's like, totally the best medicine as long as you don't actually hack up a lung, seriously please don't die!

[gregorydeegan]

"Totally does. Flawless, Flaw less. It's hilarious."

[bluerebellion]

[He starts laughing again at that]

I needed that, most of people here are too serious. Is good to laugh sometimes.

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[soccerwhisperer]

Who is Norman Osborne anyway?? I've heard his name before, but never about the political things.

[niepokonany]

but thats like not even a verb??

i mean it is but'

its like transitive

u know what i mean

[niepokonany]

[Feliks grins, because making people laugh when things are bad is something that's near and dear to his heart.]

Right? I mean, most people anyway are totally too serious. Like acting all doom-and-gloom is gonna make things any better!

[Video]

[niepokonany]

Basically? Some businessguy with super bad hair who's watched enough political stuff to realize he can get the worst people in the world to support him by being a total jerk, and thinks that and money are all a president needs to know about.

[gregorydeegan]

"I'm not even sure I know what I mean half the time, dude."

[Video]

[soccerwhisperer]

[he didn't get all of that...]

So he doesn't know what he's doing?

[Video]

[niepokonany]

Depends what he's trying to do exactly, but as a rule, I'd go with "not really."

[niepokonany]

does that mean u know half the time

cause thats probably more than i know what u mean ;)

[gregorydeegan]

[Greg laughed when he read that.]

"Dude, you're too much. Or.. maybe just enough."

[niepokonany]

im just as much as im supposed to be

and if thats too much for most ppl to handle then w/e

:D

[bluerebellion]

Is best way to look at life. I've lost enough to get good laugh is wonderful.

[niepokonany]

For sure. Like, I'm never gonna lose until the day they take my sense of humor!

[gregorydeegan]

"When I graduate, your hubs totally won't mind if I stuff you in a suitcase and sneak you home, right?"








"Ah. On second thought, pretend I erased all that, wasn't meant to sound quite so creepy. Mostly was supposed to be a mushy ' you're my friend, and I don't ever want to lose that' comment hidden in a joke."