xavier_institute | 💀 TWO

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so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

Wow, excuse you!

[Whyyyyyy are all of Fai's lady friends with benefits rubbing it in his face these days?]

Like, Fai and I are joined by the bonds of true bromance, and you can't break that, not with a thousand booty calls, and oh my god, I just figured out what we're doing next year!

[Continuing the theme of "guys you realize that's a very couple-y kind of costume set, right? Guys? ...Guys...?"]

Edited 2014-10-10 02:29 (UTC)

Oh my god, why don't you guys just fuck already?

Did you like, not hear me say "BRO-mance", dude? He's like, my best friend!

[And both of them are terrified enough of ruining that to dance around each other for nearly six years.]

...Yeah, and?

Well, it's just... Just totally not like that!

Anyway, you know I don't judge everybody else, but hooking up so isn't my thing.

[His thing, apparently, is blind dates that never get a second chance, and once a year or so, getting drunk enough to kiss a stranger, getting cold feet, making a weird excuse ("wow, look at the time, I like have to go check if my goldfish is getting into trouble!"), and fleeing.]