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[ladyliberty]

so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

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[niepokonany]

Well, it's just... Just totally not like that!

Anyway, you know I don't judge everybody else, but hooking up so isn't my thing.

[His thing, apparently, is blind dates that never get a second chance, and once a year or so, getting drunk enough to kiss a stranger, getting cold feet, making a weird excuse ("wow, look at the time, I like have to go check if my goldfish is getting into trouble!"), and fleeing.]

[ladyliberty]

You guys are soooooo totally gay for each other

[niepokonany]

Dude, like, don't you have guy friends you don't want to get it on with?

[ladyliberty]

I don't want to make out with you.

[Does that help?]

[niepokonany]

There's got to be, like, at least one who's not almost too gay to function.

[ladyliberty]

Sure, but we don't wear matching costumes every year for Halloween.

[niepokonany]

Oh my god, what's that even have to do with anything?

[ladyliberty]

Super gay.

[niepokonany]

You know I am, and I know you know he's not.

Anyway, he's like, my best friend. It's totally normal for us to do stuff together!

[ladyliberty]

Whatevssss

[niepokonany]

I mean, it's totally your deal if you don't wanna believe me? But seriously, chill out about it already.

[ladyliberty]

It's your life, bro.

[niepokonany]

Whatever.

So like, did you pick your costume yet?

[ladyliberty]

Well I was thinking like sexy Captain America, but then I realized, I already am sexy Captain America.

[niepokonany]

Um, I think you mean "Captain America's already mad hot."

[ladyliberty]

Well obviously, that too. His costume could be way sexier though. Needs more ass window.

[niepokonany]

Well, you could defs mix things up with his outfit a bit!

[ladyliberty]

But like I said, it's no fun if that's what I already wear anyway.

[niepokonany]

Yeah, that's totally true, I guess...